[JRB]

the chick in the cube next to me has been talking about a trip to somewhere tropical. I am, actually have been, tired of hearing her talk about it. Seriously - it's not like I mind her wasting the day, I just don't want to hear it. My head hurts. :mumble:

 

[dfinn]

see what happens when you tell her this:

"keep runnin your mouth and i'm gonna stick sumthin in it"

it helps if you say it like a gangster rapper. you know what I mean right?

 

[JRB]

Not many gangster rappers around. Not sure how many you have either, since you didn't say gangsta.

 

[dfinn]

I saw it on BET.

 

[kinghami3]

Suck it up princess. Last office I worked in was about 30 girls and 4 guys.

 

[JRB]

She is gonna go on longer than that Bode Miller thread.

 

[Jabuttri]

Hami, You cant be too pissed about that
puts the odds in your favor

 

[kinghami3]

Hami, You cant be too pissed about that
puts the odds in your favor

Yeah, I've always wanted to date a 35 year old.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Is she hot?

 

[JRB]

She is kind of hot, price, but the personality kind of kills it.

 

[Ciaran]

Yeah, I've always wanted to date a 35 year old.

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIRTYFIVE YEAR OLDS?!?!?!?!?!

 

[dfinn]

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIRTYFIVE YEAR OLDS?!?!?!?!?!

nothing. once you clean the cob webs off. :redhot:

 

[JRB]

Aw man - I am going to be 35 in November. Dammit.

In other news - I am likely gonna play golf with a good friend on Sunday. I will take pics and likely a video. It should be a hoot.

 

[kinghami3]

AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIRTYFIVE YEAR OLDS?!?!?!?!?!

Just something to do with the fact that I'm 21. Much better pickins down here IMHO :love:

 

[qualude]

bounce a ball off of the cubicle wall.....see how long it takes to annoy her.

 

[JRB]

3:08 CST - she bows out of the call with "I'll get back with you".

She could already be on her way back from vacation by now.

 

[ThePriceSeliger]

Shoot staples at her, or tap your feet really loud. Or go in naked into her workspace and ask her if she likes what she sees.

 

[Ciaran]

Just something to do with the fact that I'm 21. Much better pickins down here IMHO :love:

Personally I will take the experience that a woman in her 30's has. And there are many women in their 30's and older that are HOT. Besides, the way your generation sits around playing videogames anything under 30 is muffin top city.



Dang it, Loco. Don't tell me you're a dang scorpio.:mumble:

 

[JRB]

<snip>

Dang it, Loco. Don't tell me you're a dang scorpio.:mumble:

Yes - but I am not comfortable with you asking me my sign.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>
In other news - I am likely gonna play golf with a good friend on Sunday.

That's excellent! That's what old codgers are supposed to do.

I will take pics and likely a video. It should be a hoot.

Hey - that's how old codgers talk, too! You got this thing NAILED, loco.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> Or go in naked into her workspace and ask her if she likes what she sees.

Winner!!

 

[dfinn]

Besides, the way your generation sits around playing videogames anything under 30 is muffin top city.

I'm going to have to ask for clarification on that terminology. That sounds like something I could possibly use in day to day conversation.

 

[jimmydean]

Muffin top is the fat that hangs over low-rise jeans on the girls who shouldn't wear low-rise jeans.

 

[Ciaran]

Yes - but I am not comfortable with you asking me my sign.

Dang it! I bet your an only child and a spoiled brat too!

For some reason scorpios seem to gravitate twords me. My mom, my wife, many friends... Dang.

Normally I don't go for that astrology jive, but scorpio people are always scorpio people.

When's your b-day? If you say the 5th or the 8th I will have to kill you.

 

[JRB]

November 16th - I have a brother though. He's the bitch, not me.

And here I thought the Descendents were our connection. We'll have to gang up for a hug some day.

 

[Ciaran]

Well, knowing that Loco is a scorpio I now have some advice for everyone... YOU WILL NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH LOCO.

 

[JRB]

It's sad, really. I know that I have lost many arguments, but refuse to accept defeat. I just go until I look more dumb than I usually do. I am seldom right.

 

[OGRipper]

I just go until I look more dumb than I usually do. I am seldom right.

You got THAT right.

 

[JRB]

You got THAT right.

You DON'T get to agree with me. :eviltongu

 

[Ciaran]

It's sad, really. I know that I have lost many arguments, but refuse to accept defeat. I just go until I look more dumb than I usually do. I am seldom right.

I think it works better for girls... my wife is ALWAYS right.

"yes dear..."
"Of course dear..."
Anything you say, dear..."

Works for me!

 

[OGRipper]

You DON'T get to agree with me. :eviltongu

Oh well, you are back to being wrong.

 

[DRB]

I think it works better for girls... my wife is ALWAYS right.

"yes dear..."
"Of course dear..."
Anything you say, dear..."

Works for me!

very good for a newlywed. It took me 4 years to figure out what was what.

 

[JRB]

I still forget, and it always ruins my day.

 

[Ciaran]

very good for a newlywed. It took me 4 years to figure out what was what.

Newlyweds but we've lived together for the last 6 years.

The greatest advice was givin to me by a man who had been married to a scorpio for 10+ years... "Yes, dear."

It works.

 

[JRB]

I think it helps me more that Julie is the most patient person on Earth.

 

[DRB]

Newlyweds but we've lived together for the last 6 years.

The greatest advice was givin to me by a man who had been married to a scorpio for 10+ years... "Yes, dear."

It works.

Okay you two are now known as locran.

 

[Ciaran]

Okay you two are now known as locran.

Don't make me steal your avatar

 

[DRB]

Don't make me steal your avatar

That would be less annoying to me..... or would it???

 

[Austin Bike]

Fake a memo from corporate stating "until further notice, all vacations are postponed".

 

[hooples3]

I have a guy at work that is constantly on the phone with his wife. He speaks very loudly too, and always manages to use th phone just outside my office. I pay attention to what he is saying to her and then I talk back to him like he is talking to me...
example..
Him (to his wife on the phone) Hi honey how are you??

Me: to him ... great dear and you...

It actually can get pretty funny if you are creative.. espcially when they catch on to what your doing and start laughing