Our downtown area is trying to force us to pay to park in a parking garage which is not necessary. There is two hour parking all around our office now, but we figured out a while back that between leaving for lunch and moving our cars occasionally, we come out cheaper just getting 3 or so parking tickets a month and not having to park in the garage.
So anyway, I just got a parking ticket for parking in a 2 hour zone.
The ticket said time elapsed 2:03
That fat walrus of a meter maid waddled out and got me right before I left. 3 minutes over. She was looking all proud, smug and walrussy practically clapping her flippers together. Oh, and thank god she had on her little orange safety vest, otherwise drivers may not have seen a 300 pound walrus standing in the street.
I need to befriend this thing somehow. Maybe I will fill up the back of my truck with fish.
I ran into our city project planner the other day, and he said , "Hey man, they are out to get you." I thought he was kidding.
I now must train in the ancient art of outsmarting the mighty land walrus, crusher of dreams and chairs.
So anyway, I just got a parking ticket for parking in a 2 hour zone.
The ticket said time elapsed 2:03
That fat walrus of a meter maid waddled out and got me right before I left. 3 minutes over. She was looking all proud, smug and walrussy practically clapping her flippers together. Oh, and thank god she had on her little orange safety vest, otherwise drivers may not have seen a 300 pound walrus standing in the street.
I need to befriend this thing somehow. Maybe I will fill up the back of my truck with fish.
I ran into our city project planner the other day, and he said , "Hey man, they are out to get you." I thought he was kidding.
I now must train in the ancient art of outsmarting the mighty land walrus, crusher of dreams and chairs.