[eric strt6]

Figures

Oh, great: NASA says an asteroid is headed our way right before Election Day | CNN

Well, 2020 just keeps getting better all the time.

www.cnn.com

 

[Westy]

The bad news is that it will miss.

And I thought that this thread was going to be about Eric's herpes.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[junkyard]

I’m pretty sure for thousands of years that’s a bad omen.

 

[DaveW]

Figures

Oh, great: NASA says an asteroid is headed our way right before Election Day | CNN

Well, 2020 just keeps getting better all the time.

www.cnn.com

At this point shouldn't this be in the "It's not all bad news" thread?

Also it's so cute you still think that what you'll get, you will still be able to call an "election".....

 

[Changleen]

It’s really small, like 2m across or something so city-scale destruction at best unfortunately.

 

[DaveW]

It’s really small, like 2m across or something so city-scale destruction at best unfortunately.

I know.... But we can dream can't we!

Also which silly bugger wrote in "Asteroid 2020" on their postal ballot and forgot to add "giant" to the candidate name?
So close guys.... Sooo damn close!

 

[SkaredShtles]

2 meters? That won't do SHIT.

Guess I'll have to shift my vote this fall:

 

[stevew]

if it hit the local cookout ff joint i would be ecstatic...

 

[eric strt6]

I want it to hit Mar Lago while he is playing a round. Super Caddyshack lightning bolt...

 

[Jm_]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/freakish-snake-found-virginia-large-192823807.html

Virginia Wildlife Management and Control

Ok everyone, as y’all know, we identify 1000’s of snakes every year, through our “Snake Identification” hotline, but the other day, we got sent a video of this “snake” found right here in Midlothian,...

www.facebook.com

Hundreds have commented on the Facebook post, with many noting the tough-to-kill worms “are essentially immortal,” a joke that has an element of truth to it.

“Flatworms may not look that exciting, but they have an astonishing superpower: regeneration. When bits of them are amputated, these bits can regrow into complete worms — even from snipped-off fragments that represent 1/300th of the worm’s body,”

“Cutting them creates two instead of killing the one”

 

[jstuhlman]

been seeing those around nc since at least 2017. but fuck. that. shit. anyway.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Hammerhead death adder?

 

[Jm_]

been seeing those around nc since at least 2017. but fuck. that. shit. anyway.

We have no sneks except snow-sneks, but I would gladly trade poisonous sneks for our mosquitoes.

 

[Pesqueeb]

NOPE!

 

[6thElement]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/freakish-snake-found-virginia-large-192823807.html

Virginia Wildlife Management and Control

Ok everyone, as y’all know, we identify 1000’s of snakes every year, through our “Snake Identification” hotline, but the other day, we got sent a video of this “snake” found right here in Midlothian,...

www.facebook.com

Just give them a few years to grow:

 

[Westy]

I remember hacking up a flatworm to make a bunch of flat worms for a 5th grade science fair project. I even made a few with several heads. There were tiny though.