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Goddamnit 'squeeb.....hoping everything goes well and you're in the clear after this.
Gonna play with my balls a little extra tonight.
Gonna play with my balls a little extra tonight.
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Was told they generally don't biopsy a testicular cancer because there is a pretty good risk of making it spread.
To be on the safe side, you should probably drain that testicle before they remove it 
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And then it’ll be worth less than before the mods after all is said and done.
Are you getting a CT abd/pelvis to stage it?
/me is waiting to pick up Thai food
Better hurry. The rains coming your way.
Dude. So sorry to hear, but if I was to bet on anyone to kick cancer in its rotten nuts, it would be you.
I feel like we should start planning another Monkeyfest. It's been too long.
It's worth $5k. I'll just make current and drive it until death.
An old riding friend was in the same situation. The surgeon offered a choice of different shapes for a prosthetic testicle. Traditional oval was of course a choice, but round, square and pyramid were also available. He thought it would be hilarious for a chick to discover his oddly shaped ball when they were fooling around.
Sucks dude, hope you recover quickly.
Is not having a faux chooch installed an option? Would that be weird? Seems like that would be weird. Especially for a man of a certain age.
Far more effective for single men I suppose.
Holy hell. Not only am I nowhere near a window, I have a glass wall with a "lounge" on the other side of my TINY cube.
Total fishbowl.
Total fishbowl.
Yea, but just think of how much more collaborating you'll be able to get done while you practically sit in each other's laps in that ideation space.
Imagine that with no cube walls and no assigned desks. Such is the hell I will return to in a few months.
Sounds like @mandown wheel house.
Whats that cube? something from Intel?
What happens when the battery dies?
USB port
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staple gun some truck nuts on. boom.
@Full Trucker i've told shane he needs to keep it in a jar after removal. i've had a few good ideas for what to label the jar:
"not today death, not today"
"pickled dude egg"
"whose nuts? DEEZ NUTS"
"o brother where art thou?"
"not today death, not today"
"pickled dude egg"
"whose nuts? DEEZ NUTS"
"o brother where art thou?"
I asked about brass. Clearly not the first time the doc had heard that joke. True story.
Does it come in rootbeer?
#AskingForaFriend
#AskingForaFriend
In all seriousness, probably just gonna go uni-baller. Doc said unless they just happen to have one "my size" laying on a shelf somewhere, it's a second surgery for a falsey. I've already had enough surgery to last several lifetimes, I'm not going to volunteer for something I don't need. Doc said most men actually don't go for a prosthesis.
Imagine the opportunity to say, "I'd give my left nut for that". Then hand someone a jar.
surgery? prosthetic nuts? this is the monkey, dammit. so what you're gonna want to do first is angle grind it off and then gorilla tape on some shimz on in its place.
If the human body could handle precious metals internally I could hook you up with a truly weird fake nut.
May want to highlight with a sharpie which is the appropriate side to be removed.
a zipper/velcro nutsack he can rove brass ball from...
IT IS NOW.