A ninety year old man was getting a checkup when he laughingly told his doctor, "I've never felt better in my life! In fact, my twenty one year old wife is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor slowly put down his stethoscope and says, "I have an elderly friend who is an avid hunter......he never misses a season.......
One day he was in a hurry and mistakenly picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver......he raised his umbrella and said, "bang, bang, bang!" and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The senior gentleman frowned and then said, "well, I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
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