[MMike]

Should I be worried? Am I in for 7 years of bad luck?

He did seem rather surly, and he drove like an a-hole...

My Tim Horton's coffee doesn't taste quite right.....That NEVER happens.... I think something evil is afoot.....

 

[midgetman36]

Dont be midget hatin

 

[brungeman]

that is fitting considering you are a mental midget!

 

[robdamanii]

You should have kicked it in the liver.

 

[dogwonder]

Did it look just like a baby?

 

[I Are Baboon]

You should have blown on his belly and made a farty sound.

 

[Jeremy R]

Do Canadian Midget Mounties ride miniature horses?
And if so, can you say it 5 times fast?

 

[rustywoodstone]

Do Canadian Midget Mounties ride miniature horses?QUOTE]

So one time I was visiting the 51st state up there and there was a midget dancing nude on stage. No horses tho... Sherbroke is an interesting town/city...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Was it a midget or a whore baby? Was it carrying a wok as a shield?

 

[LordOpie]

I think it's only black midgets. The Calico ones are good luck.

 

[stinkyboy]

It's the dwarfs you have to keep an eye on.

 

[BigMike]

Being a little person, I am very offended by your comments

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Being a little person, I am very offended by your comments

You're just mad cause you can't reach the Rice Krispies.

 

[LordOpie]

You're just mad cause you can't reach the Rice Krispies.

It's your Lucky Charms he's after!

 

[MMike]

It's getting worse. I was trying to buy a drink at the vending machine. I only had exact change. As I was carelessly inserting coins into the machine (which is in POOR condition), I somehow manged to shove a dime in BESIDE the coin slot, and it dropped in behind the plastic cover. I can see it though the gap....lying there...mocking me. I wasn't to able to buy my beverage....Damn that midget. Damn him to HELL!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I was having a relatively productive day at work when a mental midget started posting drivel. I made the mistake of reading the post and then doubled my losses by replying to it. This caused me to be BESIDE myself, and, in pain, I struck out at my doppelganger. Now I have a black eye and am hiring a hit woman to assasinate the midget.

 

[LordOpie]

I was having a relatively productive day at work when a mental midget started posting drivel. I made the mistake of reading the post...

It's a MMike thread in the Lounge.

 

[MMike]

See? Those midgets are devious. The trickle-down effect knows no limits!

We are all victims...

 

[Serial Midget]

Gary Coleman knows how to get cash fast and its not robbing banks.

 

[LordOpie]

Gary Coleman knows how to get cash fast and its not robbing banks.

Do you have alerts set to "threadSubject=*midget*", mailtoerialmidget@home.com"

You appear mysteriously like a super hero.

 

[MMike]

He struck again!!

So I took a detour through the cafeteria. A guy was mopping the floor. As I walked past the yellow safety cone that says "caution - slippery", I lost my footing and almost fell! That damned midget knew I was going to be there and must have buttered the floor!!

 

[Total Heckler]

You should have kicked it in the liver.

Bahahahahahahhahahaha

Post of the day.

 

[Dartman]

Being a little person, I am very offended by your comments

Yes but it makes YOU happy. :biggrin: