[SirChomps-a-Lot]

I am hereby starting an excusive new club. It's called:

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN CLUB

The requirements for membership are simple:

1) You must be a man (there was some other crappy tv show about a bionic woman)

2) You must have Bionic Bits (tm) and proof thereof

The benifits of this wonderful club are as follows:

1) You get to show your pride in your sig (seee mine for example)

Please use this thread to supply proof of bionic bits and apply for membership.

 

[SirChomps-a-Lot]

my bits are under the staples... stay tuned for xrays...

 

[UiUiUiUi]

a simple titanium screw in the knee will not be enough to qualify, right?

 

[Lexx D]

i don't know it looks like photoshop to me.

 

[buildyourown]

They pulled most of my hardware out, does that still count. I have it in my tool box. lol Hey, when you pay $30 for a Ti bolt you don't just throw it in the trash.

 

[zedro]

i've got two 1.5" Ti screws in my upper jaw, does that count?

 

[SirChomps-a-Lot]

Originally posted by UiUiUiUi
a simple titanium screw in the knee will not be enough to qualify, right?

sure it is... as long as there's metal still in you (not including any metal you might have eaten)

remember: being a six million dollar man carries grave social responsibilities.

 

[UiUiUiUi]

ok, i will try to get some pictures up of the x rays from my knee and my jaw.
totally forgot the 6 small metalplates in there

 

[SirChomps-a-Lot]

Originally posted by zedro
i've got two 1.5" Ti screws in my upper jaw, does that count?

absolutely!

 

[ChrisRobin]

what about the fillings in your teeth? Does that count?

 

[biggins]

bliggity blow beeotch

 

[Bldr_DH]

You're just jealous you can't be in the RESPECT cult

Edit:

Except for biggins... and anyone else that has hardcore metal crap inside their bodies...

 

[SirChomps-a-Lot]

I have so much more metal than that. Wait until you see the xrays... you'll crap yourself.

I am KING of the bionic men!

Originally posted by biggins
bliggity blow beeotch

 

[SirChomps-a-Lot]

no... that makes you a $3.50 man at best.

Originally posted by ChrisRobin
what about the fillings in your teeth? Does that count?

 

[ChrisRobin]

Originally posted by SirChomps-a-Lot
no... that makes you a $3.50 man at best.

 

[Enginerd A2]

I think I qualify to be a high ranking member of this club. Osseointegrated prosthetic ear complete with stainless steel threaded inserts in my skull, titanium abutments, and a gold bar that the prosthesis attaches to. Oh, and some Ti hardware in my jaw.

"We can make you bigger, faster, and stronger, but you still won't be able to hear out of it."

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I have 2 titanium screws in my right knee, that makes me the $.0004 man.

 

[Mattoid]

I have a metal retainer grafted to the back of my teeth... i think it was supposed to have come out after 6 months of having my braces removed... but that was 5 years ago...

So am i in?

 

[zedro]

hmm, i hope this club doesnt create an atmosphere of one-up-manships, could get ugly...

 

[laxincubus311]

when i was 11 this kid stabbed my hand with a mech pencil and now i have a piece in my hand that i can still see, does this count lol

 

[Toshi]

Originally posted by KonaJosh
I think I qualify to be a high ranking member of this club. Osseointegrated prosthetic ear complete with stainless steel threaded inserts in my skull, titanium abutments, and a gold bar that the prosthesis attaches to. Oh, and some Ti hardware in my jaw.

"We can make you bigger, faster, and stronger, but you still won't be able to hear out of it."

what happened? crash? cancer?

 

[Enginerd A2]

hemifacial microsomia, I think it's called. Basically I was born with an underdeveloped left side of my head.

 

[Toshi]

Originally posted by KonaJosh
hemifacial microsomia, I think it's called. Basically I was born with an underdeveloped left side of my head.

i nominate you for president of this club . props for sharing your story

 

[largerthan9]

2 plates 9 screws in my left shoulder
1 plate 6 screws left ankle


mmmmmm motorcycles and cars............................

 

[Dartman]

I've got a matching zipper on my left elbow from a bike crash. I had the pins and wire removed after a year because it was restricting the last few degrees of movement and irritating the muscles from overuse. I was really glad I did since now it's as good as new.

Mike

 

[preppie]

What's with all that titanium in your bodies, is the "weight issue" that important ?? .......tsss racers are a different breed.

 

[IronhorseCT]

I want a piece...

10 Ti screws and 3" steel plate that put my Humerous(not funny) back together after it popped out of my elbow...

Unfortunatly, never asked for a copy of the x-rays...

I am thinking about having the hardware taken out...I find that after a race weekend or something, the arm hurts alot...Kinda like the muscles are fraying on the plate or something...Anyone else that can speak to the same or having the hardware removed?


B

 

[auntesther]

I have a 4" or so Ti plate in my arm and 7 or so screws holding it in...and a neato scar that looks like a lightening bolt.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Acadian needs to post another pic of his foot.

 

[Acadian]

Originally posted by Brian HCM#1
Acadian needs to post another pic of his foot.

ok

 

[Kornphlake]

Originally posted by Acadian
ok

that makes me want to barf

 

[Kntr]

4 Ti plates and 8 Ti screws in my jaw from a bar room brawl. My jaw was broke in 3 spots. It was the worst the Dr. had seen in 15 years of fixing jaws. Three 4 hour surgerys and $68K later Im all better. Ill see if I can find the Xray. By the way I still won the fight with my jaw bone stuck in the roof of my mouth.....

 

[RaID]

Originally posted by Acadian
ok

how the hell did you get a park tool stuck in your foot?

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Originally posted by RaID
how the hell did you get a park tool stuck in your foot?

Dude, thats a DVD player

 

[djjohnr]

13 screws and two plates on my left arm. Broke both bones near the wrist and had them twisted. Best part was after the first operation the doctor f'ed up and my hand was an inch and a half farther over then it used to be (bowed forearm).

 

[Mutt]

Does a gold tooth count?? if so, I'm in!

 

[dropmachine]

Um, metal mesh screen holding my abdominal wall together from a hernia that went wrong? That count? Ruptured te entire wall, all my guts started getting out and stuff, was kinda cool.

 

[Kornphlake]

so you have a bullit proof gut now???

 

[RideND]

Originally posted by Kornphlake
so you have a bullit proof gut now???

If you mean a bike is gonna run into him. Otherwise you might be talking about bullet's.
________
LEXUS GX SPECIFICATIONS

 

[Threepointtwo]

Uh, wow I'm almost embarrased to include my Ti screw in my pinky with all these manly injuries but I have a picture.