[urbaindk]

I ordered french toast with a side of sausage for breakfast this morning. The waitress brought me bacon instead. She noticed her mistake and rectified it by bringing me a side of sausage. So I had sausage and bacon and french toast for breakfast.

Okay, it really wasn't all that terrible, I just felt like sharing...

 

[SilentJ]

you should be neg repped for ordering sausage in the first place. It was your own mistake to begin with.

 

[jonKranked]

you should be neg repped for ordering sausage in the first place. It was your own mistake to begin with.

I second this. I would kill you if you had sent the bacon back.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

This thread = sucks
Bacon = doesn't suck

 

[RideRMB]

This thread = sucks
Bacon = doesn't suck

Mmm Hmm...

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Why the fu*k would you NOT order bacon in the first place. You should be slapped in the face with an F'ed up custom title!!!

 

[FreeRide-Junkie]

I'm glad the replies all agree with what mine was going to be. Bacon FTW.

 

[syadasti]

Why not some Canadian/back bacon instead?

 

[LordOpie]

They should combine laundry rooms and closets into one.

 

[jonKranked]

I ordered bacon with a side of bacon for breakfast this morning. The waitress brought me not bacon instead. So I ripped her head off.

...how the story *should* have read.



jdschall = blasphemer

 

[johnbryanpeters]

You are not forgiven by the bacon goddess.

 

[SPINTECK]

SHe couldn't have done something else with your sausage to make up for the mixup?

 

[jonKranked]

SHe couldn't have done something else with your sausage to make up for the mixup?

he was at a restaraunt, not a rub-n-tug

 

[LordOpie]

he was at a restaraunt, not a rub-n-tug

Agreed.

It's not like he was in an IHOP in Montana.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

It's not like he was in an IHOP in Montana.

Elaboration needed.

 

[MTBstud12]

I second this. I would kill you if you had sent the bacon back.

I find no irony in the fact you avatar is 3 strips of bacon. Point taken

 

[LordOpie]

Elaboration needed.

I think Broken_Spoke should elaborate, again, on his fat IHOP love waitress!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Ahhhhhh yes...........I remember now.

 

[Wingnut]

I <3 French Toast......

 

[jonKranked]

I find no irony in the fact you avatar is 3 strips of bacon. Point taken

it was 4, but i was hungry.

 

[urbaindk]

May I remind you all that sausage is in fact a pork product and I, as orderer of said pork product, am covered under the blanket of habeas porkous. From the Porcine book of Prayer, Chapter 6, verse 7, which reads, and I quote, "On the 8th day God made pork, and it was good, damn it. Thou whom shalt disparage the pork, be it bacon, sausage, or chop, shalt be dealt one hundred smotes to the head via the swineherd's staff..."

There is life beyond bacon, folks.

 

[moff_quigley]

Why not some Canadian/back bacon instead?

While it has bacon in it's name it is NOT bacon. It should be called Canadian Ham.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Wow. Boston Butt comes from the front of the pig?

 

[Dartman]

When I lived in Franklin, a small town in Southeastern VA, you could go into the grocery store and there in the meat case they had everything from the snout to feet to tail wrapped in plastic meat trays ready to go. Or as they put it "Everything but the squeal!!"

Hog Heaven!

 

[syadasti]

While it has bacon in it's name it is NOT bacon. It should be called Canadian Ham.

No more countries (England, Ireland, and Canada) call back bacon, bacon so we should call bacon American Bacon.

 

[Dartman]

Wow. Boston Butt comes from the front of the pig?

Yup. It's the butt end of the shoulder cut.

 

[urbaindk]

When I lived in Franklin, a small town in Southeastern VA, you could go into the grocery store and there in the meat case they had everything from the snout to feet to tail wrapped in plastic meat trays ready to go. Or as they put it "Everything but the squeal!!"

Hog Heaven!

You should visit eastern North Carolina, then. They got parts of pigs fer sale ain't yet never been identified by no science. You might get you a can a that there squeal too, you look hard enuff.

 

[binary visions]

Why not some Canadian/back bacon instead?

Maybe because some of us don't want grilled ham slices when we really want the fatty delicious goodness that is real bacon?

I mean, it's there right in the name. Canadian bacon. It's just doomed to suck with a name like that.

 

[loco-gringo]

No more countries (England, Ireland, and Canada) call back bacon, bacon so we should call bacon American Bacon.

America is the only country that matters. Therefore - when you say bacon, you don't need to add 'American'. The awesomeness is implied.

BV's reason is good too.

 

[Dartman]

You should visit eastern North Carolina, then. They got parts of pigs fer sale ain't yet never been identified by no science. You might get you a can a that there squeal too, you look hard enuff.

Is Plymouth, NC "Eastern North Carolina" enough?

You could toss a rock into Eastern NC from Franklin.

 

[syadasti]

America is the only country that matters. Therefore - when you say bacon, you don't need to add 'American'. The awesomeness is implied.

 

[urbaindk]

Is Plymouth, NC "Eastern North Carolina" enough?

You could toss a rock into Eastern NC from Franklin.

Damn yankee, lobbing rocks into the south. That's cause fer a fight.

 

[loco-gringo]

I'm talking about awesome, not money. Let's see your conversion for that. Wait - there's no way to measure America's awesome, so it's unpossible.

 

[Dartman]

Damn yankee, lobbing rocks into the south. That's cause fer a fight.

LOL! I've been a damn yankee for 23 years now, living South of the James where the true south begins. They tell me because I moved down here and didn't move back. I'm orginally from Buffalo, NY.

I really wish you guys would git over it.

 

[jonKranked]

You should visit eastern North Carolina, then. They got parts of pigs fer sale ain't yet never been identified by no science. You might get you a can a that there squeal too, you look hard enuff.

are you talking about scrapple?

 

[X3pilot]

Nah, isn't scrapple PA specific??

 

[syadasti]

Nah, isn't scrapple PA specific??

Maybe they are thinking of chitlins, sounds offal