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stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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wow congrats!!!

Now you consider yourself back to normal life?

PS. Does your wife have problems exposing your son to such filth at such a young age? Your shirt is quite tasteless.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
dh girlie said:
haha...no doubt...I have a coworker that had a baby 15 months ago...I don't think she's slept through the night since!
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The extent of my ability to manage other organizims is my nice collection of plants. The most the expect is a twice a year miracle grow bath. I couldn't imagine bathing a child everyday and cleaning up crap. I'm often afraid my GF and I will end up as DINK's.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
SkaredShtles said:
Yeah. What's up with those nasty things? They must be puke-proof or something.......... :dead:

-S.S.-
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I think puke is the least of their worries at a hospital.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
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A state where you never find the dance floor empty
stosh said:
The extent of my ability to manage other organizims is my nice collection of plants. The most the expect is a twice a year miracle grow bath. I couldn't imagine bathing a child everyday and cleaning up crap. I'm often afraid my GF and I will end up as DINK's.
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I don't have a single plant in my house. Amazing the cat has lasted 17 years under my care.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
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NY
dh girlie said:
I don't have a single plant in my house. Amazing the cat has lasted 17 years under my care.
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The thing I hate most about animals is how they restrict my life. I'm selfish and so is my GF. :)
I F'ING love kids and I'm super good with them, I just can't in my wildest dreams imagine owning one.... :)
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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stosh said:
The extent of my ability to manage other organizims is my nice collection of plants. The most the expect is a twice a year miracle grow bath. I couldn't imagine bathing a child everyday and cleaning up crap. I'm often afraid my GF and I will end up as DINK's.
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Kids are a no problem. They're actually more durable than most house plants, and some are just as smart.

Later on they make great house keepers. I NEVER have to vacuum the house any more.

Well, your GF has yer balls anyway. You can tell her to put them in a juicer and douche w/ it if she ever wants a kid. You can just sit and watch cable.

:eek:
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
H8R said:
Kids are a no problem. They're actually more durable than most house plants, and some are just as smart.

Later on they make great house keepers. I NEVER have to vacuum the house any more.

Well, your GF has yer balls anyway. You can tell her to put them in a juicer and douche w/ it if she ever wants a kid. You can just sit and watch cable.

:eek:
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who are you again?
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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narlus said:
damn, i must have missed the press release. welcome back!
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I mainly came back to recruit for online Halo. My vice. I still post from work here and there.

I made a promise to myself to focus on posting rediculous and upsetting topics and comments.


So far, so good.
 
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