Oh, Goober Grape you must be,
The most efficient perfect food,
Your sweet stripes smile from behind your glass,
To brighten any mood.
Your jar fits snugly in my cooler
Snuggled in with other goodies,
You save me space for other things
Like margaritas and my cookies.
With ease I make my favorite treat
I need not a separate jar for jelly
In one fell sweep plain ol bread transforms
To quickly fill my belly.
Oh, they have done it yet again,
My friends down there at Smuckers.
Let there be no doubt about it,
They are some cleaver f
........................er fellers.
The most efficient perfect food,
Your sweet stripes smile from behind your glass,
To brighten any mood.
Your jar fits snugly in my cooler
Snuggled in with other goodies,
You save me space for other things
Like margaritas and my cookies.
With ease I make my favorite treat
I need not a separate jar for jelly
In one fell sweep plain ol bread transforms
To quickly fill my belly.
Oh, they have done it yet again,
My friends down there at Smuckers.
Let there be no doubt about it,
They are some cleaver f
........................er fellers.