i recall another JC story (could be apochryphal, and i'm too lazy to head over to snopes) where he was talking w/ a golfer (ben hogan? johnny miller? someone like that) and asked about any good luck rituals wrt to tournaments. the guy said that beforehand, the wife kisses his balls, to which johnny said 'i bet that stiffens your putter'Funniest thing I ever witnessed had to with her.
She came on the tonight show holding a cat in her lap.
She asked Johnny Carson if he would like to pet her pu$$y.
He said, Sure, but you are gonna have to move that cat out of the way first.