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Anna Nicole Smith found dead.

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
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Nov 7, 2001
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behind the viewfinder
Funniest thing I ever witnessed had to with her.
She came on the tonight show holding a cat in her lap.
She asked Johnny Carson if he would like to pet her pu$$y.
He said, Sure, but you are gonna have to move that cat out of the way first.
i recall another JC story (could be apochryphal, and i'm too lazy to head over to snopes) where he was talking w/ a golfer (ben hogan? johnny miller? someone like that) and asked about any good luck rituals wrt to tournaments. the guy said that beforehand, the wife kisses his balls, to which johnny said 'i bet that stiffens your putter'
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Not so fast!!!!! :shocked:

"LOS ANGELES(AP) The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.

Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.

Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.

"She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."

He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them."


good try but no...

'PRINCE FREDERIC VON ANHALT' SUED VIAGRA IN 2000 OVER IMPOTENCY...
 

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fewchur serjin
Jan 5, 2007
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Im in your head
like I said I don't know much about her but the media focuses on sensationalism...for all I know she could have been a wonderful person. Unless you met her how can you comment on her as a person???....D
becuz she was obviously a complete slut, generally speaking slutty ppl like that a really big on quality family time