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At home subluxated/twisted rib help?

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Anyone have an at home subluxated/twisted rib fix? I was just attempting to skateboard, went for a nose slide, wrapped the flesh around the slide bar. Damn balance is tricky.

Its not broken, I can still breathe without wanting to shoot myself. Its just out of place, fits the definition of subluxated, but I can't get in to see my spine mechanic til tomorrow or Thursday.

Toshi, kinda looking at you here...
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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I did sprain my penis once, but it was not self inflicted.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
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See?? If your fat ass had stayed inside eating a large pizza, you wouldn't be in this fix.

Exercise kills, embrace the chunky in you, my man.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Wait, there was a pizza I could have been eating? Now you tell me.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
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I have no idea where I am
You should have gone to med school. See where that useless law degree has gotten you.

or

Sue yourself for workers comp and represent yourself ( as the defendant ) in court. The judge will love it so much you will become a national hero/fat creepy guy, then go on Oprah to promote you new Autobiography.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
I come to Ridemonkey for the advice.
I stay for the support.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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I went to the chiropractor. I think its better now, but it hurts when I pee, stand up, or think. But supposedly in a few hours I'll be right as rain.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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I went to the chiropractor. I think its better now, but it hurts when I pee, stand up, or think. But supposedly in a few hours I'll be right as rain.
There's a cream for that

Just sit back down and smoke a 4th fatty.

Isn't that normal for you?
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,395
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Oz
I knew I should have gone for that lower rib removal when I still had Navy insurance...
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Wow. Your vagina is so stuffed with sand that it has misaligned your ribs?

You need to see an OB/Gyn right away.