Lob a few Flaming Arrows in their direction. Problem solved.
ATV's on my property...
- Thread starter stosh
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Napalm...
I do not have access to Napalm. I tried to Bribe Westy to get me some. I took his silence as a refusal.
ummm am I the only one who sees that this numnut is grouping atv riders with rapists and sh@t, your a fuc$ing idiot and shouldn't be allowed to breed. And no you cant D bag just because someone rides an atv on your land and you don't want them to does not give you reason to do stupid sh$t that could possibly hurt someone, pull the rod out of your a$$ and find something that's more worth your time to complain about.
How much do you wanna bet when he approached them he was frothing at the mouth and sh*t. Hell that probably explains why they wont stop riding on your land. I would put money on it you were screaming and hollering at them and now they just want to piss you off.
have you tried asking about lizard repellent? I have heard that stuff is quite effective.
You can say shit and fucking here. We don't discriminate and make lives of assholes like you easier.
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I have access to Flaming Arrows just so you know. You will have to excuse my defensive nature. Your words hurt me very, very badly. I have contacted Legal Counsel. I expect to be rewarded handsomely because of your Punitive Damages. That is not a rod. It is the barrel of my AR-15 as I am also a Gun fetishist. I also like scented candles and long walks on my private beach now that all the Grandpa raping ATV riders have gone to jail... Keep your kids off my roof and out of my alley. Sadly I don't have a yard...
I actually set up pits with punji sticks. Once the rider is immobilized, I saturate them with flammable fluids, then wait about a quarter of an hour before igniting. It helps to wear earplugs.
Safety is my concern. I might forget where my pits are when I prance and frolic around looking for daisies... Nothing sucks worse then getting Burrs and Nettles stuck in your puffy shirt.
And your point is....
You're not really a Grandpa Raper are you?
....well fucke me, Thank you before i tell you to go fuck yourself. So yea go fuck yourself and if I'm an asshole that makes you a gooch.
Ok i could give a fuck less if you had access to half a dozen unicorns. Mehhh i really could give a fuck less about your defensive nature too. Well your fucking stupidity hurts me and your shitty sarcasm makes me question everything i thought i knew. Haaa what are ya gunna sue me for telling you to go fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck your house, fuck your cat if you have one, fuck your cheap wannabe bushmaster AR clone, and fuck your ridemonkey avatar too. And... then don't just fuck yourself, fuck yourself with your at-15. Holey shit ME TOO!!! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS!!!. Oh i forgot fuck your roof and your alley too.
Pants unbuckled... Dripping Blood Oooohhhh! Dude leave my Roof and Alley out of this. They did nothing to you. My Cat would rip your eyeballs out if you tangled with her.... Sol Rosenberg is my Lawyer dude.
You certainly noticed how well I handled this. Charming, polite, disarming, humble, and very gentlemanly..
in a gimp suit in a trunk.
We could let him slide if he took pictures of Rocks and Pizzas. And let us play with his Unicorns and Guns also...
Do you like Gladiator movies?
I think that is pretty obvious, but I'd bet he consumes more pro wrestling.
American or Turkish?
I would have thought Andrew Dice Clay was too fat and old to ride bikes. Who knew ?
He probably isn't a bike rider but an ATV rider, which is perfect for fat and old and lazy people. Pretty much just Rascal Scooters for hillbillies.
At least he wasn't stuck on an ATV with a bunch of elevators.
