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[stosh]

Wait, isn't the next storm supposed to be Stan?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Wuss.

 

[Ciaran]

Wait, isn't the next storm supposed to be Stan?

They should name it hurricane Stosh

 

[stosh]

They should name it hurricane Stosh

That would be F'ing sweet!
Although if it hurt people I would be upset and have trouble naming my first born Stosh.

 

[stosh]

Intersting google find

Polack

Definition: 1. usually disparaging: a Pole or person of Polish extraction

(from 20th Century)

2. (Mainly Jewish) a Jew whose family comes from Poland

3. a Pole, Russian, Czech dealing in Polish Jewesses: white

slavers’ cant from 20th century.

4. an immigrant from Poland

Other forms used : Pollack or Pollack or Pollock or Pollock or Polak or

polak.

Synonims: Pole, Pollack, Stash, Stella, Bohunk, Hunky, Hunkie (all derogatory).