"Whoops! I seemed to have slipped into your beav. Terribly sorry ma'am."
Bad dates
- Thread starter AngryMetalsmith
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H8R- Don't you have some pre-marriage dating horror stories?
Hey, let's only point 70% of that dirty stick at me.
1. Had been drinking and playing with chemicals for three days before she was imported.
2. She showed up at my room in an over coat, thigh highs, stripper heels, a garter belt, shelf bra and pig tails. Those were well known to be my secret downfalls.
3. She jumped on me when I was sleeping, and worked her magic to get little SVPPB to rise before I was fully awake.
Ok, so I shouldn't have done it nine more times over the next two days, but I blame Vegas and booze. And her fake rack.
So I'm a bad guy. Don't be me. Lesson offered.
VERY True!
I dated some very cool chicks and some real nutters, eventually found one that when I thought of spending the rest of my life with her, I smiled instead of instintively reaching for a razor.
The Reflux is being in agreement with your advices.
First date with a chick who I thought was pretty cool. Right after we order our food at the restaraunt she starts crying her eyes out for a good 20 minutes over her ex-boyfriend she had broken up with 2 years prior. I consoled and tried to be nice to get her to stop crying, while eating as fast as possible so I could take her ass home ASAP.
Went out with another girl who went to the bathroom and never came back. Although things were going well I thought she had just walked out so I went to leave. On the way out I saw a big fracus going on by the womens room. She had gotten stuck in the bathroom and was screaming for help. She wasn't really stuck, just too stupid to realize she had to pull open the door instead of pushing it.
I have another good one along the lines of a Burly durka durka drunken night. I've told it before but don't have time to retype it now.
Went out with another girl who went to the bathroom and never came back. Although things were going well I thought she had just walked out so I went to leave. On the way out I saw a big fracus going on by the womens room. She had gotten stuck in the bathroom and was screaming for help. She wasn't really stuck, just too stupid to realize she had to pull open the door instead of pushing it.
I have another good one along the lines of a Burly durka durka drunken night. I've told it before but don't have time to retype it now.
This is too stupid to make up. Awesomeness.
I think this is how you should always say things on RM.
Haha. Dun.
i seem to attract all the f-ing pyscho alcoholic hot bitches with no brain.
oh and the last date i went on was a blind date....lets just say, thankfully there was a bar with plenty of vodka.
i hate people
oh and the last date i went on was a blind date....lets just say, thankfully there was a bar with plenty of vodka.
i hate people
Man right now I'd go for a nutter. So little female contact.
You could bang a married chick. Then a few weeks into it, she could invite you over for a nice dinner with her and her husband.
My sarcasm was too thick to run through your filter I guess.
Linky:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2504923&postcount=142
It was meant to be over the line and funny, but I understood.
Ciaran an easy going guy, so I knew a neg rep from him was a sign that it was a bit too much.
what exactly was the offending image?
Something an atheist would have on the back window of his pickup.
link?
You don't dare people to kill you... Just a bad long term idea.
You just wanna see Garth Brooks nekkid with his "lawn dart".
I hope that post doesn't bite me in the ass 20 years from now.
I think we'd all like to see that.
Or maybe Hanna Montana on all fours in a doggie collar...
Maybe just me though.
What would your investment manager tell you?
It always bites you in the ass 20 years later.
Investing in Enron: bit in the ass
Buying a NOKTB CD: Bit you in the ass
Having kids: Sometimes yield ass bite in as little as 16 years, but the real **** ups wait until 20.