Faith is for those that can't, don't, or won't.Do you believe something, even though those around you don't?
For example - faith healing, spirits, psychic powers, ufos, etc.
I keep believing that, at some point, people will pull their heads out of their a$$e$ around here (the office) and everything will be easier.Do you believe something, even though those around you don't?
For example - faith healing, spirits, psychic powers, ufos, etc.
If it wasn't for the 40 lb. box of rape, my daily ration of rep would've gone to Mr. Steve for that right there.THAT is an awesome ad.
I believe in logic and intelligent thought processes to solve problems.Do you believe something, even though those around you don't?
I believe in logic and intelligent thought processes to solve problems.
The people I work with, do not.
"Oh my!"I believe that anyone who quotes that "I believe..." speech in Bull Durham deserves a c0ckpunch.
I'm glad my coworker and boss are rational people. Yes, those are both singular.I believe in logic and intelligent thought processes to solve problems.
The people I work with, do not.
And so did I... Now I am 44y/o and single... I don't so much anymore...I believe in the power of whiskey
Who is that? Link?[ heavy music starts to play ]
"What I Believe."
I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.
And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis.
And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.
And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.
And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.
And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.
And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.
And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.
And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.
And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.
And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.
I thought that this would be something that would be commonly known , oh wellWho is that? Link?
Steve Martin, SNL and the year was 1979.I thought that this would be something that would be commonly known , oh well
+Rep to the first one with
Performer and where they did this , add the year and really show your brains
Yes we havea Winner , but the year was 1981 ( remeber regan was elected in 1980)Steve Martin, SNL and the year was 1979.
Possibly ???????
I believe...
In the infinity of human stupidity
Which created religion as a reason to kill each other.