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Birth control (fiesta thread!)

stevew

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AngryMetalsmith said:
No, but it was my idea to combine the two and I don't appreciate Hacktastic or anyone else who thinks it's ok to use it as their own.
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jesus....

blue....you can squat in style here and still get laid...probably bareback...two birds/one stone.
 
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Kanye West

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I blatantly said I took it from somewhere else. Are you brain damaged or something? Do you think I REALLY care who came up with the idea for a picture of Chewbacca wearing a jockstrap??
 
AngryMetalsmith

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Hacktastic said:
I blatantly said I took it from somewhere else. Are you brain damaged or something? Do you think I REALLY care who came up with the idea for a picture of Chewbacca wearing a jockstrap??
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That's the whole point dude.


But you're right, I should excuse you because it's not your fault you have no originality or creativity.
 
stevew

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with one post you have turned into a really big pussy today.
 
dan-o

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Where's that YouTube video of the friendless, fat **** whining about the hotel sign when you need it.
 
gemini2k

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AngryMetalsmith said:
That's the whole point dude.


But you're right, I should excuse you because it's not your fault you have no originality or creativity.
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Wow, you are just....insane? If you're being serious, which I think you are, you kinda remind of this guy I used to work with. Total tool, the **** that would come out of his mouth, I'd laugh at first, cause I thought he was kidding, then I kinda stop as he continue to give me a dirty look, cause I realized he was serious. Then I laughed some more in his face cause he was such a dick and didn't know it.
 
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eaterofdog

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It is amusing to watch someone defend a chop with the ferocity of Michelangelo trying to keep workmen from white washing the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
 
DirtMcGirk

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Hacktastic said:
I will never forget sophomore year health class in the sex ed. part of the class where a girl actually did ask this with 100% sincerity. She asked specifically about getting it on the face. She thought swallowing was a for sure knockerupper. I will remember this forever because I got sent to the principals office since I couldn't stop laughing.
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You sir are my hero. I can't give you more rep, but damn if I need to be reminded to. I've justified playing porn star more times that way than any other. "Well come on baby, what's further from your vag than your face." Works 85% of the time.
 
DirtyMike

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Holy crap how did I stay out of this one. This is effing gold. Breaking rubbers, not feeling good witht me..... My god man, You need to buy better rubbers.

Firs peice of advice I was ever given abotu sex came from My Dad

Son, dont ever stick your dick in something you cant wash off with soap and water...

Second best peice.... the rubber you get for 75 cents in the ****ter are 75 cents for a reason, you cant feel anything, and they will still let in something you dont want.


I dont have any kids, that I know of anyways, might be a few that look like me about twleve years old in Phoenix but Never confirmed, No a rubber isnt a perfect guarantee, but neither is any other form of BC, if I have to choose, I will choose the one that doesnt leav eme with the gift that keeps on giving..... Just trust me, you dont want the swab.
 
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