[Chunky Munkey]

Okay just out of curiosity, is ANYONE here with me on this? I mean does anyone else like to hit the club on Ladies Night and knock back a few or is everyone here just pot smokers?

 

[Zark]

I wait for "Cougar" night.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Dope is for dopes.

 

[LOOnatic]

I wait for "Cougar" night.

Whoa nelly, cougar night is the best!

 

[Chunky Munkey]

And how come there is no "MENS Night" with six bucks all the guys can drink just like the ladies? Doesn't the fact that all clubs don't offer that come under DEEscrimination!?

 

[macko]

I wait for "Cougar" night.

If reputation were still an active part of the site, I would have given you some.

...or is everyone here just pot smokers?

We aren't just pot smokers. Many of us can participate in both activities.

 

[Zark]

If reputation were still an active part of the site, I would have given you some.

All my best material is wasted without the reputation button

 

[SkaredShtles]

Clubs are ghey.

NTTAWWT.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Every night is Ladies Nite at Casa de N8....

O'la!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ah jesus. Do we really have to hear about this again?

Either you'll get laid or you'll get shot down. Niether event demands a thread, does it? How old are you? 40 year old virgin or something?

Go rub one out or something.

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

 

[Jeremy R]

Clubs are for guys who can't meet chicks outside of clubs and sober.

 

[N8 v2.0]

And how come there is no "MENS Night" with six bucks all the guys can drink just like the ladies? Doesn't the fact that all clubs don't offer that come under DEEscrimination!?

You are never gonna make it to 115....

 

[dhbuilder]

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

now that's the funniest thing you've said since you said you joined sorba.

 

[BurlyShirley]

now that's the funniest thing you've said since you said you joined sorba.

What would you have me do? I have no coal company owned mountains to sculpt to my liking. Ive got parks, which sorba runs the trails on. Meh.

 

[Da Peach]

Trying to get in all the clubbing you can before the tan wears off?

"What, this tan? Well I was in the islands recently... let me tell you all about it....Another squashed-strawberry-alleycat for the lady?"

 

[dhbuilder]

What would you have me do? I have no coal company owned mountains to sculpt to my liking. Ive got parks, which sorba runs the trails on. Meh.

well, ya got me there man.

i'm not big on labor unions either.
seems like anytime some group "does something for us", it's forever held over our heads.
hence my isolationist attitude.

kind of like what J R just said about night clubs.
their club trails are for people who can't ride mt.bikes.

 

[BurlyShirley]

well, ya got me there man.

i'm not big on labor unions either.
seems like anytime some group "does something for us", it's forever held over our heads.
hence my isolationist attitude.

kind of like what J R just said about night clubs.
their club trails are for people who can't ride mt.bikes.

Well on one hand you're correct. Im not a fan of some of the "sanitizing" they've done to some trails, however, if Im not involved there's no way my influence can be felt. I've ridden windrock (probably with you) several times before and I really like what you guys have got going on up there, but that's not really an option here. See, any land here is going to be public, so close to the city as it is, that you cant really get away with anything too gnarly. The best I can do is try and keep some of the technical elements around and show people how to ride gnarly stuff during organized rides. Also, I get paid for it.

 

[Tame Ape]

Ah jesus. Do we really have to hear about this again?

Either you'll get laid or you'll get shot down. Niether event demands a thread, does it? How old are you? 40 year old virgin or something?

Go rub one out or something.

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

Oh man, I think I'm building you a shrine later.

 

[Chunky Munkey]

Ah jesus. Do we really have to hear about this again?

Either you'll get laid or you'll get shot down. Niether event demands a thread, does it? How old are you? 40 year old virgin or something?

Go rub one out or something.

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

Ah Jesus! Do you really gotta read my post again! Like Howard Stern on the FM... if you don't want to here it, don't read it!

Geeze, all the hostility! Go take a Xanex or Valium or whatever you got in your med cabinet. In fact take the whole bottle.

NFL starts in like two weeks. Get off the rag.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Ah Jesus! Do you really gotta read my post again! Like Howard Stern on the FM... if you don't want to here it, don't read it!

Geeze, all the hostility! Go take a Xanex or Valium or whatever you got in your med cabinet. In fact take the whole bottle.

NFL starts in like two weeks. Get off the rag.

I like a little poon as much as the next guy, but its getting just a bit creepy. If I had some xanex Id eat it.

 

[Da Peach]

Poon. heh.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Clubbing was something I grew tired of while still in high school with a fake ID, no game, a permanent chubbie and nookie standards so low that only an overabundance of cheap alcohol could further depress them.

Now that I am older AND wiser, I focus on quality over quantity where both intoxicants and females are concerned. I guess I figure that at this stage in my march towards ultimate self-actualization, I can now afford to leave the sloppy, puke-scented gutterskanks and barsluts to guys less fortunate than myself.

 

[laura]

I wait for "Cougar" night.

I'll just bet you do, tiger. hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

 

[blue]

Are you sure you didn't kill JonBenet?

 

[DaveW]

Ah jesus. Do we really have to hear about this again?

Either you'll get laid or you'll get shot down. Niether event demands a thread, does it? How old are you? 40 year old virgin or something?

Go rub one out or something.

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Post of the week! :trophy_br

 

[Chunky Munkey]

Clubbing was something I grew tired of while still in high school with a fake ID, no game, a permanent chubbie and nookie standards so low that only an overabundance of cheap alcohol could further depress them.

Now that I am older AND wiser, I focus on quality over quantity where both intoxicants and females are concerned. I guess I figure that at this stage in my march towards ultimate self-actualization, I can now afford to leave the sloppy, puke-scented gutterskanks and barsluts to guys less fortunate than myself.

(continued)

So now I just stay home and smoke pot.

 

[Chunky Munkey]

Are you sure you didn't kill JonBenet?

Sorry, I enjoy acting like a total A$$ most of the time.

We all know...

 

[bjanga]

What is wrong with CM reminding us it is Wednesday? I think his humor is a bit off, but one or two threads a week is not so bad compared to other crap that gets posted. He seems like he has turned it down a notch, too :trophy_br

We need a place to spam anyways.

 

[DaveW]

Apparently I now have moderator powers!!

(from todays pm by the blue balls)

Constant following me and changing my posts
You continue follow me and change my posts titles and basically be a real pest to me just to bother me.

I held back this weekend from really letting you guys have it for banning me. I can very easily hit about a hundred terminals at the local, let's say, institution, other computers at my disposal, and log on under countless names and yahoo emails and really cause you guys a lot of problems posting crap on here and there'd be nothing you could do about it.

So where do we go from here?

Why not leave me alone rather than purposely provoke my emotions. Once they come out, I won't stop until you get my point and have REALLY pissed you off.

Time to change my title back, leave my posts alone and back off from me.

I can easily show you what I mean to prove my point but I'm a nice guy and I'd rather not do it. I'm not easily provoked but when done so I will attack violently until I've disabled my attacker. So time to leave Chunky's post alone and stop harrassing me.

Balls in your court Dave-O. Sup to you buddy.

Ooooh scary E threats!!! :hot:
So sorry but you can e threaten me all you want....... you can't really scare or harm me in any way, as there is not really anything you can do or say on here that is of any real lasting importance.... At the end of the day it is just text on a screen nothing more.

Or what? are you going to spend thousands of dollars to fly halfway around the world to (try to) beat me up?

Oh lordy there is utterly no way I can take you seriously!!:eviltongu :nuts:

 

[sanjuro]

I dated a girl once who used to go to ladies nights around town with her roommate.

They drank the free drinks but kept to themselves. After a bunch of guys got shot down by them, everyone thought they were lesbians...

 

[Rip]

Wednesday is my long day at work so I prefer to take it easy wednesdays.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Apparently I now have moderator powers!!

(from todays pm by the blue balls)




Ooooh scary E threats!!! :hot:
So sorry but you can e threaten me all you want....... you can't really scare or harm me in any way, as there is not really anything you can do or say on here that is of any real lasting importance.... At the end of the day it is just text on a screen nothing more.

Or what? are you going to spend thousands of dollars to fly halfway around the world to (try to) beat me up?

Oh lordy there is utterly no way I can take you seriously!!:eviltongu :nuts:

LMAO!

This dude and BigDrop05 need to hang out.

 

[blue]

Manic-depression's a helluva drug...

 

[Tame Ape]

can someone make sure to PM me a copy of this thread after it gets deleted? Its got epicness about it!

 

[laura]

This place is getting really weird.

 

[bluebug32]

This place is getting really weird.

I don't want to touch anything around here for fear I'll contract herpes or crabs or something

 

[robdamanii]

I don't want to touch anything around here for fear I'll contract herpes or crabs or something

I'm sure CM is a who's who and what's what of venereal diseases.

 

[Skookum]

This place is getting really weird.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

Or better yet, send a PM to Graphics

imagine the threads to come..

that´d make RM the new somethingawful.
take note Chair Monkey, traffic, $$ web-whoring opportunities.

 

[blue]

Gotta breathe some life into this beast somehow...