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dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
DVNT said:
He's half sheppard / malamute. Looks like a husky but weighs in @ 160.
He's the biggest baby and he always is getting into food. I left an unopened packet of skittles on my coffee table once. And in the middle of the night I heard them pour out all over the floor. Then he started eating em one by one. He didn't just swallow 'em but he would chew each individual one.

Oh yeah, and he likes to eat cats. :cool:

Oh THAT'S real nice...dumb dog!
 

DVNT

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Jul 16, 2004
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dh girlie said:
Oh THAT'S real nice...dumb dog!
He doesn't discriminate. He was a dumpster diver that I took in and never passes an opportunity for a snack.

The first walk I ever took him on, he pulled the leash and jumped into a the bushes on the side of a trail. I had to grab him to pull him out and when I looked at his face he had two little birdy legs sticking out of his mouth. :help:
I could hear the little birdy chirping inside. I tried to get his mouth open but he wasn't giving up the meal so I put my hand over his nose so he couldn't breath and had to open his mouth, but alas it was too late. :nopity:

I'll have to post some pics this weekend.
 

s1ngletrack

Monkey
Aug 17, 2004
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Denver
dh girlie said:
hey True...check out my friends dog, Lola...she's a french mastiff

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Whoa - DhGirlie - your (friends) dog looks exactly like mine (Wanda) - she is an 80lb (small) Bordeaux - they have the craziest personalities. We also have a 130 Presa Canario / Cane Corso mix - and Wanda (the Bordeaux) keeps her in line, whether she is eating, walking or just having too much fun. She is awesome with everyone except for really tiny dogs for some reason.
 

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dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
s1ngletrack said:
Whoa - DhGirlie - your (friends) dog looks exactly like mine (Wanda) - she is an 80lb (small) Bordeaux - they have the craziest personalities. We also have a 130 Presa Canario / Cane Corso mix - and Wanda (the Bordeaux) keeps her in line, whether she is eating, walking or just having too much fun. She is awesome with everyone except for really tiny dogs for some reason.

Awww...she's cute...when my friends went to pick up Lola they said her dad was scary looking...nice dog but scary...he was like 156 lbs.
 

s1ngletrack

Monkey
Aug 17, 2004
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Denver
dh girlie said:
Awww...she's cute...when my friends went to pick up Lola they said her dad was scary looking...nice dog but scary...he was like 156 lbs.
Wanda looked kind of scary when we picked her up, we got her from a shelter, believe it or not. It's funny because we had some serious reservations about getting her and our other dog (Lucy), given the reputation of such dogs - but they are both are super gentle and the sweetest dogs you could hope to meet. When we take them walking people will freak out and pick their kids up as we pass, which really disappoints Lucy because of her fondness for "guerilla licking"
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
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Between a rock and a hard place.
s1ngletrack said:
Whoa - DhGirlie - your (friends) dog looks exactly like mine (Wanda) - she is an 80lb (small) Bordeaux - they have the craziest personalities. We also have a 130 Presa Canario / Cane Corso mix - and Wanda (the Bordeaux) keeps her in line, whether she is eating, walking or just having too much fun. She is awesome with everyone except for really tiny dogs for some reason.
Roxy is a bit the same way. She sees anything under about 10lbs (either cat or small dog) as a squeaky toy. She isn't trying to eat or kill it, I think she just likes the sound they make when she bites them.
 

Damn True

Monkey Pimp
Sep 10, 2001
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Between a rock and a hard place.
s1ngletrack said:
Wanda looked kind of scary when we picked her up, we got her from a shelter, believe it or not. It's funny because we had some serious reservations about getting her and our other dog (Lucy), given the reputation of such dogs - but they are both are super gentle and the sweetest dogs you could hope to meet. When we take them walking people will freak out and pick their kids up as we pass, which really disappoints Lucy because of her fondness for "guerilla licking"
Rescues are RAD!
Roxy is an AKC papered purebred, but she was abandoned and found as a stray in Menlo Park. I got her from the American Bullmastiff association breed rescue program.

The best guerilla licker ever is RUFUS.
Rufus story is here www.leelikesbikes.com
 

NastySid

Monkey
Mar 4, 2004
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Sweden
People leave them out.. THe fight, they piss all over the place and take dumps in the childrens sandboxes..

Owners usually doesn't care and when confronted they will take the stand that their god damn cat has the right to piss into the neighbours pram with the kid in it 0_o

Well. at least you can shoot them off when they get to rowdy..

Did i mention i hate outdoor cats?