Christmas Lights!
- Thread starter djjohnr
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a house in the next development over has the major award from christmas story in their window. the house across the street from them, as of this year, has Nat'l Lampoons xmas themed display.
I'm still unpacking my lights.
This is mine. Its about a foot tall and i always forget to turn it on.
Lemme guess: your wife makes you go out in matching sweat suitsLet's see your displays
That would be the neighbors.Lemme guess: your wife makes you go out in matching sweat suits
No baby jesus?
What kind of christian are you?
What kind of christian are you?
Every Burglar I have ever known has used the amount of Christamas lights as a beacon of hope. Like after Christamas you leave all your TV boxes at the curb... if you put your lights inside the windows Mr Burglar cannot look in. One single red light does the trick. In every window. Even in the back and sides of the house. Be Humble...
It spins...
And is lubricated by...It spins...
I'm pregnant! It's a miracle, cause I totally didn't have sex with you, Joseph, and I would never have sex with someone elseHell with bebe jeebus, I'm more into his milfy mom. Hear she likes to party
I'm pregnant! It's a miracle, cause I totally didn't have sex with you, Joseph, and I would never have sex with someone else
I feel I am in good company here. Now I have the Christamas spirit.... Can I pretend Mary is Puerto Rican? Is that wrong?
You can do whatever you want during your private monkey times. Just don't tell us. And don't get carried away and have a heart attack.
Not that I want to go there again. Heart Attack sex is some of the best sex I have ever had. I don't remember the entire ride to the Hospital. When I woke up in the Hospital and she was there. I thought I was in Heaven. Who am I kidding it wasn't Heaven. I am predisposed to not believe in Hell so... Who the fuck knows?
Whatever I have handy. No pun intended. Vegetable oil from the Dollar Store for all I care....
This guy still wins
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