The Brothers Canfield have reportedly signed famed Texas Ranger and Nordic Track user Chuck Norris to ride His signature seriesFat Fatty Fat Daddy Fat Boy Fat in the upcomming 06' World Cup Series. Lance And Chris have been keeping the specs of Norris frame top secret, but sources close to them have said that it will have a triple butted quad top tube steel front triangle, heat treated 13257 ali rear, 180mm rear axle, and a whopping 39'' of air/coil/lava sprung travel. "We cant wait to see Chuck out there racing agaist the likes or Minnaar, Hill and Peaty, and of couse if he doesn't win on the hill we know he'll win with the ladys". Stay tuned this could be the biggest development DH has to offer this season. Good Luck Chuck.
Chuck Norris To ride for Canfield Brothers in 06'
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you are 100% Pure D jackas.s
pls go back to mtbr, you contribute Zero to RM
pls go back to mtbr, you contribute Zero to RM
Contributing 0 or even less than 0 is common here, there is no qualifications for posts.Jimmy_Pop said:
If there was 90% of the posts would never make it.
Personally I think Norris is a bitch and he got his hairy f&ckin arm broke all to hell by Bruce Lee. He needs to put on his chaps and wear some lipstick and hang out in truck stops where his true calling is.
chuck norris is going to kill you for posting this travisty
chuck norris can make women orgasm by pointing to them and saying "boo-yah"
Agreed, they are all good as dead. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.dirtjumpP.1 said:
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will **** you up!
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris does not teabag women, he potato sacks them.
One time Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has the most testicles" Contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked
her into a glacier.
her into a glacier.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a single-celled organism for not having the mental capcity to understand his greatness. He inadvertantly created evolution.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, hunting assumes a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes Killing
seriouslyJimmy_Pop said:
Wingman, I award you no points and my god have mercy on your soul.
And behind that beard is not a chin; merely another fist.manziman said:
i can tell it made you dumberbrungeman said:
when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck
You know, all of these lame chuck norris jokes have been posted repeatedly on this and every other forum on the planet.
binary visions said:
Jelous.... much... Back off oldie.
That is because they are hilarious...binary visions said:
Pre-emptive congratulations on 3000 posts... please don't make #3000 another lame Chuck Norris jokemanhattanprjkt83 said:
You best watch it...... the next sound you hear maybe your decapitated heading hitting the floor from a roundhouse kick.binary visions said:Pre-emptive congratulations on 3000 posts... please don't make #3000 another lame Chuck Norris joke
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Figured I'd go bling blau for my 3000th post here so that said:
Im getting gold fronts...
Im getting gold fronts...
Little known Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck has only to tattoos , they were adminstered shortly after his birth( By his DR. No lesss), One on his left Buttocks says "BAD" one on his right Buttocks "ASS".....
Chuck has only to tattoos , they were adminstered shortly after his birth( By his DR. No lesss), One on his left Buttocks says "BAD" one on his right Buttocks "ASS".....
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
I know, I know, but for being a worthless post, 38 responses in less than 8 hours can't be wrong, and besides, Chuck Norris is going to clean up as World Cup Champ, and I can't wait to get that frame.
next time I'll make sure that my worthless post somehow involves Sam Hill, the IH Sunday, or SC V-10, so that we can all write about that #HIT for the 1000th time.
next time I'll make sure that my worthless post somehow involves Sam Hill, the IH Sunday, or SC V-10, so that we can all write about that #HIT for the 1000th time.