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crazy things moms say...

LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
When the space shuttle crashed a few years ago, my mom called me...

"If you see any parts of the shuttle, don't touch them, they may be radioactive."


The other day, we had tornados here...

"If you see a tornado, get out of the car and lay down."


When the hiker got his hand trapped under a boulder in Utah...

"Do you bring a sharp knife with you when you hike?
me: "Uhh, so I can cut my hand off if it gets trapped?"
"Yes."


Today my mom called me...
"I heard about the guy with XDR TB in the Denver hospital. He was in Rome, right?"
me: "Mom, I was in Rome about a month before he was."
"Ok, but go get tested anyway."


I love my crazy mom.
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
My mom is convinced I will be attacked by killer bees and scorpions and always advises me to carry water in my car in case I get stranded.

"Mom, there's a Circle K every 2 blocks in Phoenix"

"What's a Circle K?"
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
stinkyboy said:
My mom is convinced I will be attacked by killer bees and scorpions and always advises me to carry water in my car in case I get stranded.

"Mom, there's a Circle K every 2 blocks in Phoenix"

"What's a Circle K?"
Click to expand...
Are there scorpions in Phoenix?

Does she insist you sleep with mosquito netting?
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Don't get me started.

My mom never sleeps at night because of the aliens. She takes cat naps on the couch during the day.

Yes, I'm serious.
 
pinkshirtphotos

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,840
565
Vernon, NJ
mom: your friends how old, i bet he drinks you cant go
me: he was in the navy he dosent like to drink (me thinking: but he sure loves the effects)


mom: you should really be wearing a full face helmet when you ride your road bike in traffic.
 
OGRipper

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
10,654
1,129
NORCAL is the hizzle
"I can't believe you are still riding bikes around, popping wheelies and doing jumps. I guess it isn't just a phase after all."

Gee Ma, ya think? I'm 36 friggin years old!!

:rolleyes: :rofl:
 
Zark

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
my dad's the crazy one in my family......and my brother......actually Mom's pretty looped too......What does that say about me? ;)
 
tylerpier137

tylerpier137

Monkey
Mar 29, 2007
366
0
ventura
my mom tells my i need to wear a helmet when i ride my beach cruiser to the liqour store...
and shes really paranoid about me getting bit by a rattle snake or maulled by a mountain lion.
 
Broken_Spoke

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
2,410
0
Bozeman, MT
My mom doesn't think anything particularly strange but when she gets made she shouts 'crap-it'. Growing up it would make me laugh.
 
BMXman

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,827
0
Victoria, BC
My mom still can't grasp the concept of "vegan"...she regularly prepares animal laden food. My wifes mom is the same way. She sent me a leather wallet and my wife a leather purse. My wife has never even owned a purse...lol...D
 
sunny

sunny

Grammar Civil Patrol
Jul 2, 2004
1,107
0
Sandy Eggo, CA
Best thing my mom has said to me recently...

Right before the start of the US Open last year, I crashed and sliced open my hand on a piece of cable sticking out of the dirt. There was no way I was going to miss my race run, so I packed the wound with neosporin, waited 2 hours to do my race, then went straight to urgent care, where I got 6 stitches. When I called to tell my mom, her FIRST response was:

"Oooo, honey, I'm sorry!! How's the bike?"

I love this woman.
 
Spudzie

Spudzie

Monkey
Dec 13, 2001
421
0
Hebron, ohio
me: mom i'm going riding with the boys tomorrow.

mom: ok jus dont break anything

then 5 minutes later...

where are u going riding and when......

she dont pay attention
 
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