Being that this year Chris Heath is no longer at Ft. Lewis, you guys have no hope. He's the only one with talent, aside from me, of course and the rest of the CU team. Get ready for a whooping at Banner Elk, Camp, the Lazian, and Shewmake are going to beat on you guys. Caroline will do the same, even if her bones aren't healed. It'll be easier than clubbing a baby seal, but about on par with the ease of graduating from Fort Lewis in general. All your degrees will be useless, all this coming from an English major.