[BigMike]

As most of you know, or have figured out, I love Dane Cook (see: avatar)

Now he is my hero for an entirely different reason. He literally kissed Charlize Theron's ass. I am totally in love with her, I think she is really beautiful.

 

[LordOpie]

too bad he's gay.

Brilliant comedian tho.

 

[mack]

 

[BigMike]

too bad he's gay.

Brilliant comedian tho.

Gay? Do you know somthing I don't know...... because he's always talking about chicks. And vaginas and boobies.

 

[skinny mike]

too bad he's gay.

Brilliant comedian tho.

im pretty sure he isnt gay. although he did say on the insomniac tour that he had a fairly homoerotic experience with his drunk and homosexual roommate one night in college. but he could have just made that up.

 

[Changleen]

Opie 'knows'.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Dane cook isnt even funny. I always wonder how the hell he gets on TV.

 

[BigMike]

Dane cook isnt even funny. I always wonder how the hell he gets on TV.

:nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

:nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

dude is hysterical

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dane cook isnt even funny.

Unless he puts his crappy stuff on his website.......... I didn't laugh in 5 minutes of listening to his bits.

 

[jimmydean]

"Suck my back!!!" He is damn funny. The classic bit about being so drunk you think the meter in the taxi is a clock. Good stuff.

 

[BigMike]

"Suck my back!!!" He is damn funny. The classic bit about being so drunk you think the meter in the taxi is a clock. Good stuff.

DUDE, ITS 75 PAST!

That clock gives reciepts too!

 

[lovebunny]

hes almost as good as mitch hedberg

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

its tickling lets tickle.....


cut it out im gonna throw up!!!!!!!!!

 

[skinny mike]

hes almost as good as mitch hedberg

RIP. he was such a great comic. the smacky the frog bit was the best.

 

[younger22]

someone may have ****, on the coats........

 

[jimmydean]

RIP. he was such a great comic. the smacky the frog bit was the best.

"Smokey is far too intense in person".

 

[douglas]

on the isomniac tour/show on comedy central, he sucked donkey balls - he was not funny at all

 

[patmiass123]

Dane cook isnt even funny. I always wonder how the hell he gets on TV.

of course hes not funny hes absolutely halarious, and its not hard to see why he gets on TV.

 

[kinghami3]

RIP. he was such a great comic. the smacky the frog bit was the best.

I once saw a Wino eating grapes and I was like 'dude, you gotta wait'. RIP.

Dane Cook is hella funny. Christchex.

 

[lovebunny]

RIP. he was such a great comic. the smacky the frog bit was the best.

"whats your name?" "Bob" "GET THE FVCK AWAY!"

 

[hooples3]

hes pretty good.. and better since he kissed theron's ass..

 

[BigMike]

hes pretty good.. and better since he kissed theron's ass..

She is a goddess