[Mr Jones]

If think you are the one tripping. Hot British women

well, there are a few exceptions

 

[DirtMcGirk]

 

[H8R]

Yeah...French chicks are ugly.

(took that pic in Paris a couple months ago...)

 

[H8R]

BTW -

Italian roast coffee is where it's at. French roast just tastes burnt.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You sure those aren't Eastern Euro hookers?

 

[jdcamb]

You sure those aren't Eastern Euro hookers?

Who cares... He's in France and it's better then what your waking up next too.... The stretch marks point to fun instead of prior disaster and impending doom.

 

[HAB]

BTW -

Italian roast coffee is where it's at. French roast just tastes burnt.

That's the whole reason this thread exists.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Who cares... He's in France and it's better then what your waking up next too.... The stretch marks point to fun instead of prior disaster and impending doom.

No no no - I don't care... in fact I like Eastern Euro hookers. It's just that they are *definitely* not French.

 

[BIGHITR]

Be better at making cigarettes! Seriously, your cigs suck!
Be better at taking showers and use deodorant! Seriously, you guys stink!!
Be better at the tour de france. Seriously, it should be named tour de lance!

FIXED! :d

France has a disproportionate amount of beautiful women who are very slutty that don't shower!

FIXED!

Now I understand that it was the environment I grew up in that predisposes me to want to drop deodorant on the French.

FIXED!

Yeah... all hot French girls are hookers! Here's one eating a box of Pringles to get rid of the sperm smell on her breath before jumping into a car to do a John. Or in this case, a Pierre.

FIXED!

The only thing the French ever got right was oral sex with over grown hairy bushed unshowered women who could use a John Deere Lawnmower!

FIXED!

 

[Damo]

Ever been out of the US let alone France?

 

[HAB]

Ever been out of the US let alone France?

Me? Plenty.

 

[Damo]

No, not you, Bighitr...

 

[Ciaran]

The intarwebz takes him all over the globe!

 

[vikingboy]

WTF, as a Brit I'm ashamed it took until page 3 of this thread for us to take some flak.
:headshake:

 

[Whoops]

LOL... While I see your point but there are two sides to the US and you cant make those generalizations. We are the land of contradictions.

• We have Miller and Coors, but we also have Stone Brewery and Lagunitas.
• We have McDonalds, but we also have California cuisine, Asian fusion, southwestern, southern, cajun and creole.
• We have Velveeta cheese, but then we also have california artisan chevre, Wisconsin or Vermont cheddar

Likewise for our coffee, we have Folgers, but we also have Petes, Tilly etc.

Loving this thread.

Yes - I know, was a gross (and tongue-in-cheek) generalisation. Travelled a bit in the US and loved/hated it, felt like home/an alien, couldn't believe the freedoms/fascism.

The world's a strange place. Hookers and good coffee.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

F coffee, let focus on more important things! Hookers & BEER!!!!

 

[Ciaran]

WTF, as a Brit I'm ashamed it took until page 3 of this thread for us to take some flak.
:headshake:

We like a challenge around here. Bashing on Brits is too easy.

 

[Mr Jones]

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qft ... which in this case means Quit Fcvking Trying