Do you have a "people to kill" list?

c2001 · Mar 29, 2004

yep.

you're #4

binary visions · Mar 29, 2004

#2 on my list is people who have "people to kill" lists.

#1 is reserved for anyone who might try to/successfully steal my bike.

c2001 · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by binary visions
#2 on my list is people who have "people to kill" lists.

so you're suicidal, eh? wanna talk about it? i could set you up w/ a good therapist.

spookydave · Mar 29, 2004

My list is more of a people who bug me list.

kidwoo · Mar 29, 2004

More of a shovel to the head list.

Dorks on 50s, 125s and quads who have never touched a shovel in their lives yet do not hesitate to destroy my hard work making berms and jumps. Actually, maybe kill would be better.

spookydave · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by MMike
And people wonder why I don't like so-cal...

That's ok Mike, you are #1 on the list

Curb Hucker · Mar 29, 2004

my list is 34 pages long, singlespaced, font size 8 :devil:

$tinkle · Mar 29, 2004

of course i would never condone it, but if it were permissible, i'd have to say safetrails.net advocates, Mike Vandeman wanna-bes.

oh ya, people who say the president isn't allowed to have a sense of humor (yeah, that's for you mmike)

llkoolkeg · Mar 29, 2004

Mentally, yes, but it's just a fantasy. I couldn't bear to be away from my girls while in prison.

spookydave · Mar 29, 2004

MMike, just because you bug me does not mean I hate you. I don't even know you. But I have been paying attention and do notice the spew that comes from your keyboard.

You have a nice day and I hope the move back to your homeland works ok for you and the family. :cool:

dhtahoe · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by kidwoo
More of a shovel to the head list.

Dorks on 50s, 125s and quads who have never touched a shovel in their lives yet do not hesitate to destroy my hard work making berms and jumps. Actually, maybe kill would be better.

I like his list...

Or how about a put eye drops in their water list.
(if you don't know this one it really good. eye drops if injested give you the sh'ts REAL bad.)

Curb Hucker · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by dhtahoe

Or how about a put eye drops in their water list.
(if you don't know this one it really good. eye drops if injested give you the sh'ts REAL bad.)

Thanks for the tip :thumb:

binary visions · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by ©2001
so you're suicidal, eh? wanna talk about it? i could set you up w/ a good therapist.

Sure, why don't we.. Uhh.. meet up to talk about it? You did say you have a "people to kill" list, right?

Can we meet, say, in the small alley behind the strip club?

Ice Bullit · Mar 29, 2004

Wouldnt you have to pretty much hate on someone to kill them? Its all in the same to me in my book.

Jm_ · Mar 29, 2004

Nope, everyone around here is pretty "tight". We are all here for about the same purpose, and most people get along pretty well. If you need help, most everyone will take the time to help you out.

We have students that have transferred from our sister campus in florida that say we are much friendlier and that the above doesn't exist there, but we don't think about it much.

I have to find posts about boxxers to get riled up on anything.

c2001 · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by Jm_
I have to find posts about boxxers to get riled up on anything.

rich

ito · Mar 29, 2004

I have a "people I don't want to kill" list....it is blessedly short.....I have lots of work to do :devil:

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The Ito

bradical · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by dhtahoe
I like his list...

Or how about a put eye drops in their water list.
(if you don't know this one it really good. eye drops if injested give you the sh'ts REAL bad.)

Sweeeet.. I'm gonna have to give that one a go next time someone's being an ass.

And I don't really think I'd make a kill list... well... I wouldn't write it down at least. :devil:

Jm_ · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by Cancer Dragon
Sweeeet.. I'm gonna have to give that one a go next time someone's being an ass.

And I don't really think I'd make a kill list... well... I wouldn't write it down at least. :devil:

Saline solution gives you the craps?

Maybe someone put something into your eye drops?

ssaddict · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by Jm_
Saline solution gives you the craps?

Maybe someone put something into your eye drops?

Pretty sure this is just a rumor, cause our teacher waaaaayyy back when never ran screaming to the bathroom like we thought.

Sorry Mrs. Ball if it did work.

T-Pirate · Mar 29, 2004

Note to self: Add MMike to kill list.

Brian HCM#1 · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by MMike
It would save everyone a lot of time if you would just hate me now.

I DEMAND that you hate me now!

Duck season!

Wabbit season!!!!

spookydave · Mar 29, 2004

MMike, I think it will be much better if I just hate you slowly.

dhtahoe · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by ssaddict
Pretty sure this is just a rumor, cause our teacher waaaaayyy back when never ran screaming to the bathroom like we thought.

Sorry Mrs. Ball if it did work.

Not the regular stuff that is just Saline... the other stuff... I think A.C. it has hydroxyalkylphosphonate in it. It is a hydranate and when it gets into your intestine it attracts water... then blammo!!!

It's all about research boys.

Damn True · Mar 29, 2004

I dunno about the hydrxyowatchamacallit, but the stuff for contact lenses dosen't work you hafta use a visine type product.

1000-Oaks · Mar 29, 2004

Originally posted by dhtahoe
Not the regular stuff that is just Saline... the other stuff... I think A.C. it has hydroxyalkylphosphonate in it. It is a hydranate and when it gets into your intestine it attracts water... then blammo!!!

It's all about research boys.

How many drops for your typical 8 oz glass?

Inclag · Mar 29, 2004

No, I actually don't have a people to kill list.

Infact, I have bigger and better plans. My buds know this, but I am dedicating my life to inventing a television and telephone in which I can physically punch someone through it on the other end. So next time I watch the news or get a telemarketer on the phone.....WHAMMMM!!!!!

Best of all is that I am going to make it so even if you are watching something that was previously recorded you can still crack someone.

bradical · Apr 20, 2004

Originally posted by dhtahoe
Not the regular stuff that is just Saline... the other stuff... I think A.C. it has hydroxyalkylphosphonate in it. It is a hydranate and when it gets into your intestine it attracts water... then blammo!!!

It's all about research boys.

I brought this thread back cause i might be testing the whole eye drops thing on someone tomarrow... We'll have to see how it works. or how much of an ass someone is being

eshaun · Apr 20, 2004

Those who waste my time with useless critism and lame unintelligent comments when I make an effort to contribute to one of my favorite web forums :angry: :eviltongu

Orvan · Apr 20, 2004

Flatter me.
Did I make anyone's list?

downhillzeypher · Apr 20, 2004

There're people out there that take up mulitiple spots on my list. At one point this dude took 1st 2nd and 3rd.

Curb Hucker · Apr 20, 2004

Originally posted by Orven
Flatter me.
Did I make anyone's list?

Funny, you made mine, as long as everyone else on this forum

1. Orven
2. Zedro
3. Luc
4. Jm
5. Brian

Actually i only want to kill people who dont own hopes, so i guess you Zedro and Jm still apply

Dartman · Apr 20, 2004

My list grew exponentially just today. :angry:

Mostly fvcking idiots in management where I work.

But I call it "My list of people to kick off MY planet!"

Mike

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