[dh girlie]

I had my reservoir filled for my after work ride sitting on my desk so the water doesn't hit boiling point in my car while I'm at work...my BOSS...yes my 56 year old family man BOSS walks up, sees it and says, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT...A DOUCHE BAG?!?!?! I go, YOU'RE the douche bag! Goddamn...I cannot believe he said that...anyway, I've never seen one...does a douchebag REALLY look like a camelbak reservoir? Has ANYONE ever seen an actual DOUCHE BAG???

 

[Polandspring88]

No, they do not look like douche bags. I dont even know where you would buy that much douche, maybe Costco sells value packs or something. But no, no they dont.

 

[DRB]

I had my reservoir filled for my after work ride sitting on my desk so the water doesn't hit boiling point in my car while I'm at work...my BOSS...yes my 56 year old family man BOSS walks up, sees it and says, JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT...A DOUCHE BAG?!?!?! I go, YOU'RE the douche bag! Goddamn...I cannot believe he said that...anyway, I've never seen one...does a douchebag REALLY look like a camelbak reservoir? Has ANYONE ever seen an actual DOUCHE BAG???

You are going to get the noobs are worked up now.....

 

[robdamanii]

Maybe an enema bag, but certainly not a douche bag.

Hell, it even comes with a handy anal hose....

 

[BillT]

I'd say that the Camelbak bladder looks more like a colostomy bag or maybe the saline bags they use in the hospitals for IV drips.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I've gotten the douche bag comments at work. I was filling up my reservoir in the cafeteria and a woman asked me what it was. I told her, and said "You know what that looks like? A douche bag!"

 

[dh girlie]

I've gotten the douche bag comments at work. I was filling up my reservoir in the cafeteria and a woman asked me what it was. I told her, and said "You know what that looks like? A douche bag!"

I just can't believe he said that...we just went through harrassment training...maybe I should ask for every friday for the rest of the summer off...neaky:

 

[robdamanii]

I just can't believe he said that...we just went through harrassment training...maybe I should ask for every friday for the rest of the summer off...neaky:

Shoot. Tell him you either get Fridays off or else.

hifty:

 

[dh girlie]

Shoot. Tell him you either get Fridays off or else.

hifty:

exactly!

 

[Polandspring88]

All the douche I have ever seen has come in like 4 oz bottles. Who would need 100 ounces?

 

[robdamanii]

All the douche I have ever seen has come in like 4 oz bottles. Who would need 100 ounces?

Oprah.

Or Pat Battle.

 

[dh girlie]

All the douche I have ever seen has come in like 4 oz bottles. Who would need 100 ounces?

Someone that has some serious hygeine issues or has a really big cootch!

how do you know how douche is available????

 

[Polandspring88]

Someone that has some serious hygeine issues or has a really big cootch!

how do you know how douche is available????

A friend of mine used to always buy it and squirt people with it. It smells like flowers.

 

[dh girlie]

A friend of mine used to always buy it and squirt people with it. It smells like flowers.

No one on RM has ever scared or intimidated me...I'm concerned about you...

 

[I Are Baboon]

I just can't believe he said that...we just went through harrassment training...maybe I should ask for every friday for the rest of the summer off...neaky:

You should have said "It IS is a douche bag!", then started drinking from it.

 

[dh girlie]

You should have said "It IS is a douche bag!", then started drinking from it.

AHAHAHAHAH! Oh man...that woulda been classic!

 

[TreeSaw]

I just can't believe he said that...we just went through harrassment training...maybe I should ask for every friday for the rest of the summer off...neaky:

Sounds like an excellent plan to me!

 

[DamienC]

Come to think about it, my camelbak reservoir does sort of resemble Skip Bayless. neaky:

 

[Polandspring88]

A friend of mine used to always buy it and squirt people with it. It smells like flowers.

We also paid him to take a sip. Needless to say it doesn't taste like flowers.

 

[dh girlie]

Come to think about it, my camelbak reservoir does sort of resemble Skip Bayless. neaky:

HAHAHAHA!

 

[robdamanii]

We also paid him to take a sip. Needless to say it doesn't taste like flowers.

Lysol maybe?

 

[narlus]

hmm....does a camelbak bladder look like a douche bag? good question. you be the judge:

i'd have to say no.

 

[dh girlie]

who is that guy

 

[PonySoldier]

who is that guy

N8..I believe..

 

[Reactor]

N8..I believe..

Really? He's so pale he's throwing off the color balance of the picture.

 

[stinkyboy]

This thread is useless without a bizarre and NSFW link: http://www.teensontherag.com/douche/

Glad to help!

 

[clancy98]

"my father used to say to me: Gve me a Sandwich and a Douchebag and there's nothing I cannot do"

 

[hooples3]

You should have said "It IS is a douche bag!", then started drinking from it.

or you could have said no its an enema

 

[hooples3]

"my father used to say to me: Gve me a Sandwich and a Douchebag and there's nothing I cannot do"

ok then

 

[dh girlie]

ok then

perhaps it is from yet another stupid snl skit?

 

[Curb Hucker]

This is Manziman, he is a Douche Bag.

 

[clancy98]

stupid? STUPID? wha?? I , err..



cat lady

 

[Ciaran]

You should have said "It IS is a douche bag!", then started drinking from it.

or when he asked if it was a douche bag you should have held it up to him, compare the two (Your boss and the camelbak) and then state that it does not look like a douce bag.

 

[MudGrrl]

Maybe an enema bag, but certainly not a douche bag.

Hell, it even comes with a handy anal hose....

somebody was talking about severe dehydration...
and Camelbaks can come in useful

because you stick the hose end up someone's butt (high absorption rate) to save their life.

this is only if they are unconscious... because if they are conscious they will probably come to really quickly when you say:



"Yank down his drawers, Im gonna stick this up his butt"

 

[sanjuro]

ok then

It was a very old SNL skit, where they introduce the Earl of Sandwich and his wonderful invention, and Lord Douchebag and his invention...

I think at the time, SNL was pushing the boundries of what you could say on TV, and this seemed very funny at the time.

 

[dh girlie]

or when he asked if it was a douche bag you should have held it up to him, compare the two (Your boss and the camelbak) and then state that it does not look like a douce bag.

Oh man...that woulda been classic...unfortunately my wit does not kick in before 8 or so...

 

[DRB]

You should have just said Yes, it is. I'm not feeling so fresh today. He would have probably killed himself getting away from you.

 

[dh girlie]

You should have just said Yes, it is. I'm not feeling so fresh today. He would have probably killed himself getting away from you.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT woulda been really great...I'm wearing a skirt today too! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[laura]

if you need a 100 oz douche, you've got some serious issues to deal with.

 

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