master your domain.Why do people have to call me for a meeting every time I need to piss?
careful, they might confuse you for a meth headI guess I'm going to load the van up with the copper, brass, and bronze I have been piling up and take it to the scrap yard.
running is unlikely to get you hit. i would suggest hiding behind something then jumping out.Fly off to Nagoya tomorrow. Will be a long day of trying to wrap shit up for work before tomorrow, which will be a long miserable day. Might go run across the street a few times to see if I can get hit by a car.
nothing but the normal static. JBP finally retired though.And... I'm back. Blew out my back over the weekend, so now that I'm not training four hours per day (all inclusive), I have time to kill with you bastards. So what did I miss?
Congrats JBP! And the irony on the back is that I was putting down the toilet seat for Haley. I just bent the wrong way apparently.nothing but the normal static. JBP finally retired though.
oh and i threw my back out too. but that was january.
also, this is what you get for triathlons
FTFYCongrats JBP! And the irony on the back is that I am just a delicate flower.
he sounds like he's got it figured out better than both of us.The dude manning the lookout has been there for 31 summers.
Absolutely.he sounds like he's got it figured out better than both of us.
i'm trying to convince the wife that we should retire early and work as park rangersAbsolutely.
Sounds like a great gig until you have to talk to a bunch of idiot hikers all day.Absolutely.
no, you only have to listen. you don't necessarily have to respond.Sounds like a great gig until you have to talk to a bunch of idiot hikers all day.
It would be easier to not listen and just have a canned 'fuck off' response.no, you only have to listen. you don't necessarily have to respond.
bear mace has a spray distance of 25' on average.It would be easier to not listen and just have a canned 'fuck off' response.
i'd be saying get off my front porch a lot.Sounds like a great gig until you have to talk to a bunch of idiot hikers all day.
solution: front porch 60 feet off the ground, and pull up the ladder.i'd be saying get off my front porch a lot.
i've been wanting to do that hike.....never make the time to do it when i'm out there.Hiked up to Devils Head Lookout yesterday. The dude manning the lookout has been there for 31 summers. His mustache and JBP's mustache might be twins.
the off the ground ones you lock the trap door.solution: front porch 60 feet off the ground, and pull up the ladder.
but then you have to deal with the knockingthe off the ground ones you lock the trap door.
wife and i frequently have that chat as well...just gotta get rid of the dang kids first!i'm trying to convince the wife that we should retire early and work as park rangers
biker gang apprentices..just gotta get rid of the dang kids first!
Bong shed attendants.biker gang apprentices
join the circus and/or clown college
wayward drifters
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Jeezus. "Training" for 4 hours a day? Kill me.And... I'm back. Blew out my back over the weekend, so now that I'm not training four hours per day (all inclusive), I have time to kill with you bastards. So what did I miss?