[Greyhound]

Nothing is more awkward than pooping in a coed bathroom. Taking a massive dookie while 2 girls were doing their hair 4 feet away was an emotionally trying time in my life.

Girls poop too. But only once every two months and only at 3am while everyone is asleep.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Girls poop too. But only once every two months and only at 3am while everyone is asleep.

My brother has a neon blue shirt that says "GIRLS DON'T POOP" in bold black letters that are about 6" tall. He is my hero for wearing that in public.

 

[Ithnu]

This thread made me think of several things.

At work one dude farted at the urinal and said sorry. I told him this is the place where you should never apologize for that; in my cube yes, here no.

I can pee next to anyone, but what bugs me is some one behind me talking. I think I've urinated in public while drunk too many times and had my friends shove me from behind to get me to pee on myself.

I have a friend who used to yell "oh god it burns!" from either the toilet or the urinal. Always produces laughter.

 

[ultraNoob]

My brother has a neon blue shirt that says "GIRLS DON'T POOP" in bold black letters that are about 6" tall. He is my hero for wearing that in public.

does the back of the shirt say... "that's why they're full of ****"

 

[Bushwhacker]

Once you've been in the military, all bathroom related issues are resolved.

....or jail.

 

[Total Heckler]

does the back of the shirt say... "that's why they're full of ****"

HA!

 

[killsdeer4fun]

So, if there were only a 2ft opening inbetween 2 guys... would you then pee through the gap from a distance?

I've backed up from the trough at NASCAR races just to see how far back I could still make it when it wasn't quite as crowded. Usually in the first 100 laps before everybody gets hammered and needs to drain the lizard.