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Nam I am
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them Sam-I-Am.
 

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Nam I am
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not , could not, in a box.
I would not, could not,with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there
I will not eat them them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them Sam-I-Am.
 

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Nam I am
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
 

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Nam I am
I would not, could not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!