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eBay madness: a Teen selling 2% of his future earnings for life*

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ktmsx

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Nov 28, 2005
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get him to take a life insurance policy out in your name and it might be worth it...2% for life would add up.$$$$$
 

Ridemonkey

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Sep 18, 2002
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Uh...his "plan" is to make $750,000/yr every year of his working life...nice plan. Yeah, I plan on that too....

Realistically, if he get's a good job at $100k/yr it's going to take 50 years to break even.

Cute idea though.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I wonder if he would take a Western Union transfer for $150,000 and send me the $50,000 back to me overseas?
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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anyone willing to bet he's a crackhead on the streets sawing sparkplugs off of motorcycles for a crack pipe within 10 years of graduating?
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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bella said:
why does he need a 100,000 cal state fullerton doesnt cost nearly that much
Strippers.

Seriously. I went away to school for 5 years (in state though) at a Cal State school, and my total bill probably came to around 35-40k. With higher tuition and stuff nowadays, maybe add 5 to 10k to that.

If this kid is truly serious, he would take into account the future value of a dollar. In finance terms, one dollar in 2006 is worth different than one dollar x years from now. My uneducated guess is that his breakeven wages need to be twice as much.
 
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luelling

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I like all of the questions people asked. I had big ambitions when I started school and figured I was going to make bank....as I got closer to graduation reality set in. Oh well. At least I did engineering and not communications, so the starting pay was higher
 

partsbara

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Nov 16, 2001
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'After I complete my education I plan on making at least 30 million dollars in my lifetime.'





damn blood nut... american translation = 'stupid red head'
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Where else can you invest in something that pays off every year and has the potential of making you over six times your money? Not the stock market, not real-estate, definitely not gambling. I can't really think of any one thing that pays off ever year like this.
Um, over 40 years? If you can't find something that will give you 600% of your initial investment over 40 years, then you've made some pretty bad investments. Compound interest is a beautiful thing.

Hell, investing $10/week into something that will earn you 7.5% interest, by the time compound interest is done, you'll have earned $132,231 with an actual investment of $19,200. That's close to 700% profit.

:rolleyes:
 

dante

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Feb 13, 2004
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Ridemonkey said:
Uh...his "plan" is to make $750,000/yr every year of his working life...nice plan. Yeah, I plan on that too....

Realistically, if he get's a good job at $100k/yr it's going to take 50 years to break even.

Cute idea though.
ya right, except for time/value of money. he wants the money upfront and won't even start paying it back for almost 6 years (he doesn't graduate till Spring 2012). if you invested that 100k at 8% interest, you'd have 160k by the time he graduated.

Then if you had invested it, you'd get $12,800 that year in interest alone. *Assuming* that he landed the dream $200k job right out of college (hahahahahahahahahaha!! :rofl: ) , he'd send you a whopping $4k.

More likely he'll get a job flipping burgers for minimum wage and you'll get a check for 200 bucks. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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bad marketing.
he should have started at 1 buck. that would have given him some media exposure.
and then, network externalities and a bunch of idiots would get him a reasonably interesting price, kinda like the kid selling pixels on a website.