[-dustin]

after many days - long, hard, disappointing days - searching for the one thing that completes me, my search has ended with a $4 Buy It Now auction. it started when i was merely a junior in high school. it has ended during my last semester in college. spanned 4500+ miles of roads, and gas stations, and grocery stores. finally, i have found that which i desire.

66 of them, for $4. score!

 

[skinny mike]

:redX:

 

[bicycleman]

what t3h ****zor is it?

 

[Radarr]

what t3h ****zor is it?

Used tampons.

 

[-dustin]

does that show up?

 

[Radarr]

yup, it sure does.

 

[MA13_BK]

What are those things??

 

[chicodude]

They looks like Xmas tree ortaments (SP?)

 

[-dustin]

Lightning Bolt air fresheners. ****in' impossible to find.

 

[SCABRIDER]

i'm so happy for you...

 

[Toshi]

Lightning Bolt air fresheners. ****in' impossible to find.

uh. congrats?

ink:

 

[stosh]

I'm not entirely sure what to make of this post...

 

[Ciaran]

Ummmm... your custom title is appropriate to this thread.

 

[rideit]

If having all of those 'completes' you, it is quite obvious that you must smell. Really, really smell.

 

[-dustin]

chicks dig them. shove one in the pants, rub one on my neck, and i have to fight the ladies off.

and really, i've looked for these things for a long ass time. any semi-decent town we stopped in for TX4000, i'd look in whatever store i could. in hindsight, it's actually kind of sad.

 

[Toshi]

my advice is to delete this thread before too many other people see it

 

[I Are Baboon]

are those things made out of hard macaroni?

 

[-dustin]

I never received these things.

 

[SkaredShtles]

The Quest continues....

 

[Red Rabbit]

Your custom title is really true.

You are boring.

 

[loco-gringo]

Your custom title is really true.

You are boring.

Whatever. At least he can sh*t without hovering like a girl.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Whatever. At least he can sh*t without hovering like a girl.

I don't hover, I just use a box of assgaskets

 

[loco-gringo]

I don't hover, I just use a box of assgaskets

I don't buy that for one minute, little lady.

 

[-dustin]

I'm boring because of my title.

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

I'm boring because of my title.

you're title is boring because of you?

 

[loco-gringo]

you're title is boring because of you?

Or is it???

 

[-dustin]

I am the variable...the title is the constant.

 

[Red Rabbit]

I am the variable...the title is the constant.

You are kidding, right?

 

[-dustin]

to kid is human, to bore is divine.

 

[elf 232]

 

[ire]

I never received these things.

Been using the trees as a substitute?

 

[Mr Tiles]

I like vanillaroma...

 

[jonKranked]

gatorade bling?