[bitingback]

So occassionally i'll check out the list of suggested friends facebook gives you based on your profile and who you've already "befriended".

so i'm checking out the latest suggestions and who do i find? My DAD!!! It seems that my chatting with him a couple of months ago about Facebook and how it put me in touch with people from my childhood, encouraged him to open an account.

So...

 

[TheTruth]

Ignoring the friend request is too easy. Instead go though a lengthy and difficult process to change your name, identity, social security number, drivers license.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

What is this Facebook you speak of ?

There is Ride Monkey and only Ride Monkey.

 

[bitingback]

What is this Facebook you speak of ?

There is Ride Monkey and only Ride Monkey.

yea but i can't have random naughty thoughts on Ride Money.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

yea but i can't have random naughty thoughts on Ride Money.

Freudian slip much ?

 

[bitingback]

Freudian slip much ?

more like a slide than a slip

 

[RUFUS]

yea but i can't have random naughty thoughts on Ride Money.

Isn't that what the lounge is for?

 

[bitingback]

Isn't that what the lounge is for?

sure if your naughty is rated G

 

[RUFUS]

sure if your naughty is rated G

Just say "I am drunk right now" works for everyone else.

 

[bitingback]

Just say "I am drunk right now" works for everyone else.

some of us are on short leashes.

 

[RUFUS]

some of us are on short leashes.

Fair enough

 

[dexterq20]

People over 40 shouldn't have Facebook accounts. Luckily my parents agree with me on this.

 

[bitingback]

People over 40 shouldn't have Facebook accounts. Luckily my parents agree with me on this.

people under 40 should stay on myspace.

 

[dexterq20]

people under 40 should stay on myspace.

No way, I'm the target market for Facebook (or at least I was). It was originally developed for college students, and you had to have a valid university e-mail address to open an account. Facebook went live during my sophomore year of college, and it was pretty rad. I was bummed when they opened it up to the general public; I liked the exclusivity.

 

[loco-gringo]

What is this Facebook you speak of ?

There is Ride Monkey and only Ride Monkey.

Ridemonkey is one word, jack ass.

 

[bitingback]

No way, I'm the target market for Facebook (or at least I was). It was originally developed for college students, and you had to have a valid university e-mail address to open an account. Facebook went live during my sophomore year of college, and it was pretty rad. I was bummed when they opened it up to the general public; I liked the exclusivity.

seems to me us OLD FOLKS have far more to value in Facebook with it's ability to connect us to our past, than college students that are just building social networks.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Ridemonkey is one word, jack ass.

Well, it appears I've been corrected by the intellectual elite of Texas.


BTW, if you're going to bust someone for their spelling, hit the spell check first, jackass.

 

[bitingback]

Well, it appears I've been corrected by the intellectual elite of Texas.


BTW, if you're going to bust someone for their spelling, hit the spell check first, jackass.

i love texas

 

[loco-gringo]

Well, it appears I've been corrected by the intellectual elite of Texas.


BTW, if you're going to bust someone for their spelling, hit the spell check first, jackass.

Put the fairy wand down and calm yourself, princess. I only did that so I could really accent the ass for you. Sheesh.

 

[loco-gringo]

I'm really wondering if your dad is gonna want to be your friend.

 

[bitingback]

Put the fairy wand down and calm yourself, princess. I only did that so I could really accent the ass for you. Sheesh.

i love ass.






















oh wait wrong forum.

 

[bitingback]

I'm really wondering if your dad is gonna want to be your friend.

oh that hurts!!! and it's NOT an option.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Put the fairy wand down and calm yourself, princess. I only did that so I could really accent the ass for you. Sheesh.

Oh good, someone who is willing to help out sewing the sequins on my custom RM man thong.

i love ass.
























oh wait wrong forum.

No wonder you're frustrated, you're working with the wrong side.

 

[gonefirefightin]

for a non TV watching, back woods hermit like myself I find facebook a means of catching up on the things my peers consider valuable.

I kind of dig the whole past and present thing but I like the abilty to drop one liners and howdie do's without having to write a formal email or getting stuck on the phone.

and the sarcasm with comments is pure gold.

my folks were on it for a few weeks before they bailed and thought the world was going to end when they opened some spam and got pop ups.

 

[bitingback]

for a non TV watching, back woods hermit like myself I find facebook a means of catching up on the things my peers consider valuable.

I kind of dig the whole past and present thing but I like the abilty to drop one liners and howdie do's without having to write a formal email or getting stuck on the phone.

and the sarcasm with comments is pure gold.

my folks were on it for a few weeks before they bailed and thought the world was going to end when they opened some spam and got pop ups.

i'm just afraid my parents (cause you KNOW whatever my dad reads my mom will find out) will not appreciate my style of uh...banter.

 

[gonefirefightin]

i'm just afraid my parents (cause you KNOW whatever my dad reads my mom will find out) will not appreciate my style of uh...banter.

my dad is a pastor and several of my "friends" are part of the church family as well.

I have to think about what I post every now and then knowing that many eyes will read it.

but there is always the method of sending a message that the world cannot see.

 

[MikeD]

He's probably on geriatricmonkey.com right now asking, "Holy crap, my daughter's on Facebook? What do I do if she friends me? I REALLY don't want to read about it every time she gets laid, fails to, or runs out of vibrator batteries..."

 

[loco-gringo]

He's probably on geriatricmonkey.com right now asking, "Holy crap, my daughter's on Facebook? What do I do if she friends me? I REALLY don't want to read about it every time she gets laid, fails to, or runs out of vibrator batteries..."

Dude...I don't want to read about it either.

 

[lovebunny]

Dude...I don't want to read about it either.

then dont add her.....

 

[moegocanes]

open reg = lame

fb is ruined forever

 

[I Are Baboon]

You can limit how much of your info Pops can see.

I don't post anything on FB that I wouldn't mind my niece seeing.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Take the fairy wand out and calm yourself, princess. I only did that so I could really accent the ass for you. Sheesh.

 

[HardtailHack]

I still refuse to join Facebook, there were too many fat chicks at my school and I'm scared thy will try to befriend me.

 

[Pesqueeb]

open reg = lame

fb is ruined forever

You might be able to make the same argument about Ridemonkey.

 

[ire]

I still refuse to join Facebook, there were too many fat chicks at my school and I'm scared thy will try to befriend me.

Worried the past will come back to haunt you?

 

[bitingback]

Worried the past will come back to hump you?

fixed

 

[loco-gringo]

then dont add her.....

I meant here, TJ. I'm working for all of us.

 

[MikeD]

This http://www.theonion.com/content/video/facebook_twitter_revolutionizing?utm_source=videoembed

 

[loco-gringo]

Here's my dilemma. I don't f*#king care who is in a Mafia War. I wish that came would end up with some Goddamn concrete boots.

 

[Wingnut]

to fb.

to RM. Oh, and actual face to face interaction.

I did enjoy that Onion bit, another outlet (or inlet??) for predators, even the parental type....