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Thank you, Thank you. Sam I Am
Dude! You're getting a Dell!!
The BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!!!
I'm hot, sticky sweet. From my head down to my feet.
I have been that high before. I can say that he is probably compensating bigtime! Most addicts are doing awesome before they die of pnuemonia. Sad actuallyWinning!
Fanta Fanta It's a bottle of fun!!
You take a block from the bottom and you put it on top....
No shirt, no shoes, no problem
Irie, man!
Ka-CHOW!!!
"Nice shoes wanna fvck ?"
Hooty Pooty to you too!!!
"Elvis has left the building"
Does this smell infected?
A hospital? What is it??
....and don't call me Shirley
Ooooooowee!! What's up wit dat? What's up wit dat?
Now taste gunwales!!!!
Listen, man, you're going sillin' go with the goin' bean!
"And for my next trick..."
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
"That's gonna leave a mark"
"If you ain't first your last"
"Rock out with your co_k out"
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
"That's gonna leave a mark"
"If you ain't first your last"
"Rock out with your co_k out"
"It's a big white building with windows"
Give a man an insult, he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man to insult, he can hurt people who tease him because he never learned to fish.
Veronica: So I let him kiss me.
Linda: Oh, my God!
Veronica: But then I still felt guilty, so I let him feel me up.
Linda: Oh, my...
Veronica: I think I might need new breasts. These are covered in sadness.
Ted: Wow. This is like the most depressing Penthouse letter ever.
Linda: Oh, my God!
Veronica: But then I still felt guilty, so I let him feel me up.
Linda: Oh, my...
Veronica: I think I might need new breasts. These are covered in sadness.
Ted: Wow. This is like the most depressing Penthouse letter ever.
Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.
Boot to the head!!
First rule of Fight Club...............
Lip balm?
Give me a C! A bouncy C!
Yes, my daughter is Canadian-American, but I'm going to treat her like a human baby