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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,747
8,747
haha, about time you came to your senses :think: :D
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,747
8,747
now you need




and


just to make sure your family is safe and well coddled in the urban jungle
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
first i've got to get the shark aquarium fitted into it.

i'm also talking w/ a meat cutting supply warehouse about trying to get some rotating meat slicing blades on my spinner wheels.
 

BikeGeek

BrewMonkey
Jul 2, 2001
4,577
277
Hershey, PA
some inspiration for you:

big wheels = bling
bottoming out = bling
high performance brakes = bling
4 tires that together cost more than my car = bling


you must install more video screens than you have tvs in your home
bonus points if you wear pants that match the custom interior while you drive around looking for bitches


how else are you going to hear your videos? duh


:D
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
1,480
0
NY
I'm so very sorry to see that, I hope you really like driving it since you will be for a long time.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
douglas said:
damn, that interior rocks..........I am definitely getting that for my 85 escort station wagon!!

HAHAHA! I would have guessed you more for a Louis Vitton kinda guy...

I saw that guy Puck from the SF Real World on Cribs once...and he had an old caddy with Gucci interior...is it me, or is Gucci, despite the pricetag...totally ghetto?
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
dh girlie said:
HAHAHA! I would have guessed you more for a Louis Vitton kinda guy...

I saw that guy Puck from the SF Real World on Cribs once...and he had an old caddy with Gucci interior...is it me, or is Gucci, despite the pricetag...totally ghetto?

I saw that cribs/puk episode - that dude is wack

good guess, here's my c.rocket



 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
1,480
0
NY
dh girlie said:
What the hell? Did anyone else scratch their head trying to figure this one out?
I work at a dealership and know what the resale value of those things is. So i guess I'm the only one that gets it.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,747
8,747
Brian HCM#1 said:
You really ordered one? Thats awesome!!!!! I love Escalades:thumb:
uh, i would guess that no, he didn't really order one :nuts:
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
24,658
65
behind the viewfinder
Brian, did i also mention that i got rid of all my music and traded it for the complete discographies of Winger, Ratt, Poison and Motley Crue? oh, and Dokken too.

;)
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,747
8,747
Brian HCM#1 said:
Okay:confused: What am I missing here?:think:
like he said, it's a week late. but take his anti-denali/escalade comments from last week's car thread, add in numerous "i finally ordered it" generic threads, and you get this.
 

Lexx D

Dirty Dozen
Mar 8, 2004
1,480
0
NY
SkaredShtles said:
Dude! How much do those P.O.S. machines lose when you drive 'em off the lot? More than the usual new car? :thumb:

-S.S.-
Yes they do. I don't know what % it is but I do know that at my dealer if a customer pulls up in one of those(or anything similar navigator, etc...) most salesman run away. I had a guy 2 weeks ago who owed $12,000 more than his escalade was worth. Don't get me wrong it's a nice vehicle for what it is but most people(can't say he did since I don't know his situation) don't put enough $$$ down and finance for too long.
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
dead or alive

I, don't wanna know your name
And I, don't want your private number, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some, want some

I set my sights on you (and no one else will do)
And I (I, I, I), I've got to have my way now, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out here I come

Chorus:
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(x2)
 

Brian HCM#1

MMMMMMMMM MAGA!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 7, 2001
32,224
381
Bay Area, California
douglas said:
dead or alive

I, don't wanna know your name
And I, don't want your private number, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some, want some

I set my sights on you (and no one else will do)
And I (I, I, I), I've got to have my way now, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out here I come

Chorus:
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(x2)
That's right Dead or Alive
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,820
14,160
In a van.... down by the river
Lexx D said:
<snip> had a guy 2 weeks ago who owed $12,000 more than his escalade was worth. Don't get me wrong it's a nice vehicle for what it is but most people(can't say he did since I don't know his situation) don't put enough $$$ down and finance for too long.
So what you're saying is that usually dumba$$es buy those things, eh? ;)

-S.S.-