[jstuhlman]

Today's forecast looks to be a 80% chance of me staying inside all day and not doing shit. Wet, windy and nasty out there. Brrr.......

"not doing shit" = whisky in your coffee, amirite?

kid #2 is 11 days out max. let the freakout commence.

GLWK#2 ... ours are 7 and almost 12 now. sometimes i wonder how i've made it this long...i'd like to thank my sponsors BEER and SNEAKY WEEKDAY RIDES

 

[jonKranked]

Well shit. Apparently the REI bike I want to get Haley is not under the Anniversary sale. I was banking on the discount to get the price within range of our gift cards and family gifts. Anybody need to buy something from REI that wants to help me monetize my dividend and gift cards?

seriously though, how much of a difference is it?

 

[SkaredShtles]

airports ftl.

When u gon' start listenin' ta me, boy?

 

[Toshi]

seriously though, how much of a difference is it?

$90. I was planning on ordering that same bike with the same 20% code today. I think I'll do it anyway because that monocle doesn't earn itself.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Pics starting to trickle in of skiing yesterday. Looks... OK, I guess.

 

[jonKranked]

$90. I was planning on ordering that same bike with the same 20% code today. I think I'll do it anyway because that monocle doesn't earn itself.

that's like 2 cases of beer. SIUP.

 

[stoney]

that's like 2 cases of beer. SIUP.

You haven't met Wifey. The only way I'm getting away with a $$ bike is because there's no out of pocket.

 

[jonKranked]

You haven't met Wifey. The only way I'm getting away with a $$ bike is because there's no out of pocket.

idk sling some crack on the side then

 

[stoney]

idk sling some crack on the side then

Actually... I might be able to close the gap selling her current bike. Game is back on again!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Somebody brought fried Oreos into the office for lunch and put them out for everyone to eat. Having tried these things the last time someone ordered them, I'll go ahead and pass on them this time. Last time they tasted like fried chicken finger batter surrounding a mushy Oreo. Now if somebody just offers up a package of plain ol' Oreos, I'll house those fuckers.

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip> I'll house those fuckers.

 

[roflbox]

Schedule for rest of day is:
meetings 130-330
then bicycles from 330-7 or so
then shooting pool at friends house

 

[jonKranked]

i am about to rage quit this work day

 

[SkaredShtles]

i am about to rage quit this work day

I think this is a legit response to...

almost anything, really.

 

[Adventurous]

idk sling some crack on the side then

You've met @stoney. I doubt he'd make much money slinging his crack.

Reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between a crack dealer and a crack whore?

The crack whore can sell her crack again.

 

[Jim Mac]

i am about to rage quit this work day

...and I just wanna slink out the back door, get a book out of the library & suit up for BMX...and I'm the boss...sheesh.

 

[Toshi]

You've met @stoney. I doubt he'd make much money slinging his crack.

I know I've written this before, but a full body shave and some good makeup would go a long way, Caitlin Jenner-style.



(goes to vomit, NTTAWWT)

 

[Adventurous]

I know I've written this before, but a full body shave and some good makeup would go a long way, Caitlin Jenner-style.



(goes to vomit, NTTAWWT)

Pretty @stoney , walkin' down the street
Pretty @stoney the kind I like to meet
Pretty @stoney I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you, mercy

Pretty @stoney won't you pardon me
Pretty @stoney I couldn't help but see
Pretty @stoney that you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me

Pretty @stoney stop awhile
Pretty @stoney talk awhile
Pretty @stoney give your smile to me
Pretty @stoney yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty @stoney look my way
Pretty @stoney say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight

Pretty @stoney don't walk on by
Pretty @stoney don't make me cry
Pretty @stoney don't walk away, hey, OK
If that's the way it must be, OK
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
Is he walkin' back to me?
Yeah, he's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, pretty @stoney.

 

[Pesqueeb]

"not doing shit" = whisky in your coffee, amirite?

Maybe........

 

[6thElement]

Not sure why half my flight landing in Denver is dressed like they're going to the beach...

 

[stoney]

Not sure why half my flight landing in Denver is dressed like they're going to the beach...

They're in for a serious "Welcome to Colorado" shocker when you land.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Coming *from* the beach?

 

[6thElement]

Coming *from* the beach?

Mebbe if connecting. But otherwise serious lack of beach frontage in Nashville last time I checked.

 

[StiHacka]

Someone please turn this heat off.

 

[Serial Midget]

Hello again Monkies and Crack Whores! My week has finally ended, having to work for a living is a real drag. Bike is in the wagon and now I have a few hours to myself and the trail. BOOYA. Also, how is this Trump thing going?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Mebbe if connecting. But otherwise serious lack of beach frontage in Nashville last time I checked.

Nashville seems a strange place for connections, too... let's chalk it up to stupid people!

 

[jstuhlman]

mebbe flight didn't terminate in denver and they're going to LA or somewhere?

heading home. wondering if i should try the 9:00 bedtime again...TAHRD.

 

[canadmos]

Someone please turn this heat off.

THIS.


Rode a Transition Scout on a bunch of trail today. It felt awesome, liked it better than the Yeti.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Somebody brought an infant into the department and it is now crying. I'm going to call security if the kid doesn't knock that shit off.

Eat the child.

Bike made it back from ABQ in one piece.

Driveway rejiggering is done to the tune of about $2K.

Brakes in van repaired. They also found a leaking rear axle seal, which was covered by warranty.

Rode about 20 miles on the Moonlander, in and out of town to do this and that.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Slept poorly, but still a wee bit better than before. Thought about riding but the sky turned black and dumped hail. So I did the only thing a reasonable human could, took a nap.

 

[jdcamb]

Drinking Vodka. Titos. Pretty good stuff. My friend takes Pomegranate Juice and runs it through a Brita filter. It comes out clear. She pours 3 shots over ice and pours the clear pomegranate juice to fill the pint glass. Its pretty good. Totally makes the Vodka punch. Not sure why. To qualify unfiltered Pomegranate Juice and Vodka is pretty good also. Mottle some mint and or fresh basil into the mix if you want to get fancy....