morning nookie with the misses , niceLet's go get some rubber laid down. Go time.
This time of day? More likemorning nookie with the misses , nice
Bro is banging Jennifer Lopez
dislike.Or not.
At some point you just need to start torturing these people publicly to send a message. Get a set of catfish pliers and take their pants off while they're not wearing pants. Hell, put it on OnlyFans and use the proceeds to help victims. Make a million bucks.Local fire currently being investigated as arson.
It's really strange, because it was pretty clear (and not smelly) this morning down here...hi all
still smoky here because it's all on fire yo
Well don't be giving the manager a handjob or anything because there's a 15% coupon for everybody this weekend.@gonefirefightin told me about a sweet little plasma cutter at Harbor Freight that would make quick work of the stairs on Frita I need to remove. I was hesitant because it's $350 and I'm a cheap fucker, but then the manager of Harbor Freight sends me a 20% coupon because I haven't bought anything in a few weeks. Now I have to.
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Don't be vaguebooking in here. Did what? Human trafficking? Shot a cop? Shit on the kitchen floor? Let Jehovah's Witnesses in the house?
lol i did a thing. wifey is already mad. oh well.
Had sex with a couch. That's why they call it a sextional.Don't be vaguebooking in here. Did what? Human trafficking? Shot a cop? Shit on the kitchen floor? Let Jehovah's Witnesses in the house?
Omg fix your dang Imgur links!Don't be vaguebooking in here. Did what? Human trafficking? Shot a cop? Shit on the kitchen floor? Let Jehovah's Witnesses in the house?
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