I lived there for 3 hellish years. I think I'm relatively unscarred but I do have occasional flashbacks and I shake a bit when I see palm trees...I escaped Florida. I may have PTSD from the experience.
That's way better than riding bikes...Mornin!
Gonna waste the day away and begin tearing out my bathroom tonight. Hoping to replace the subfloor and get tile down by the end of the weekend. Yay...
You know it. At least I earmarked the weekend with the greatest probability of rain to do it.That's way better than riding bikes...
PFTSD?PTFD
Fed with a syringe huh? Crack baby wasn't good enough, you had to go all heroin baby on us.PFTSD?
My week old daughter was very hungry overnight, outpacing my wife's ability to nurse. Therefore I fed her with a syringe in the middle of the night and am now quite zombied out.
Since she's primarily breast fed we're supposed to avoid bottles. Bottles are too easy, apparently, and then she'll get spoiled by them.Fed with a syringe huh? Crack baby wasn't good enough, you had to go all heroin baby on us.
He's in NYC. I think this would be more appropriate:Here's your solution, CBJ:
You might want to allot a little extra time for your commute.
i remember my older brother falling asleep with kid number 2 asleep on chest......after awhile he awkens to cleveland steamer care of defective huggies.My week old daughter was very hungry overnight, outpacing my wife's ability to nurse. Therefore I fed her with a syringe in the middle of the night and am now quite zombied out.
Isn't this your second kid?Since she's primarily breast fed we're supposed to avoid bottles. Bottles are too easy, apparently, and then she'll get spoiled by them.
As a result when I have to give her supra-wife-boob feedings then it's an awkward process of having my pinky in the baby's mouth to simulate a nipple, nail side down (so arm concorting), sneaking in 0.2 mL of milk at a time after she sucks a few times.
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It's true. First kid didn't take to the boob, though, so my wife ended up pumping for 9 months (and I thus ended up bottle feeding the kid as she pumped). For this one the kid does like the boob so I'm doing all I can to support boob-ness, as it's in my own best preservation of sleep interests.Isn't this your second kid?
Just use a bottle and stop with the circus act.Since she's primarily breast fed we're supposed to avoid bottles. Bottles are too easy, apparently, and then she'll get spoiled by them.
As a result when I have to give her supra-wife-boob feedings then it's an awkward process of having my pinky in the baby's mouth to simulate a nipple, nail side down (so arm concorting), sneaking in 0.2 mL of milk at a time after she sucks a few times.
#tmyk