[Arkayne]

Break open a toner cart and pour the powder inside. toner dust is always a good time.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Anybody know where I can get some scarab beetles ?

 

[jerseydirt]

Ugly clothes!!!!! buwahaha. Just like the ones your annoying aunt gives you.

 

[MMike]

Box o' scorpions.......and I mean the band....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Box o' scorpions.......and I mean the band....

Now that's just being mean.








How about a picture of some Canadian dude in drag ? Now where could I find that...

 

[Da Peach]

*whistle whistle whistle*

*whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle*

(all from inside the box. a dead giveaway)


i guess i'm the only one with the intro to "wind of change" burned in so deep

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

all this thread is missing is a flaming bag of poo...

 

[loco-gringo]

all this thread is missing is a flaming bag of poo...

Hey Genius - no one is going to steal a flaming bag of poo.

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

Hey Genius - no one is going to steal a flaming bag of poo.

no you have to say pooh.

and i never said someone would steal it... someone has to throw it. This is a studio complex...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

no you have to say pooh.

and i never said someone would steal it... someone has to throw it. This is a studio complex...

So are you saying my work is sh1t ?


BTW, a flaming bag a poo, or anything on fire requires constant re-lighting.

Besides the only people who would steal something on fire are cavemen.

I know we Southerners have been accused of being a little backward, but Neanderthal is going a bit too far back.

 

[sanjuro]

So what are you going to place in gift boxes?

 

[turkishprison]

So what are you going to place in gift boxes?

whatever you do, don't follow 75% of the suggestions on here or you will have to change your online id to angrylicenseplatesmith b/c your @$$ is going to prison for terroristic threats or involuntary manslaughter.

 

[Da Peach]

You're a Southerner?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

You're a Southerner?

Yup.

We gots the internet but it just takes longer to get here.

 

[jdcamb]

phug flaming bags of poo. they do nothing... take said poo put it in bag and rub it all over the door handles of said offenders house and car. even a flaming idiot gets that message....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Maybe the tree should go outside.

It's cold enough to fill the boxes with toenail clipping jello.

 

[manimal]

put a copy of the book of mormon and a condom in the box. if they read, it'll really confuse the hell out of 'em.

besides that, i dig the tampon/used condom idea. it's not illegal yet disgusting all the same.

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

So are you saying my work is sh1t ?


BTW, a flaming bag a poo, or anything on fire requires constant re-lighting.

Besides the only people who would steal something on fire are cavemen.

I know we Southerners have been accused of being a little backward, but Neanderthal is going a bit too far back.

it depends if you find out where the theives live. If they are from your building or not... was thinking the toner idea might give them away. I am not sure if some fake presents are enough. It might not be over til you decide its over.

lighting a gasoline soaked bag of flaming pooh is tricky they can fall apart...jdcamb prolly has a better way to make a bigger point.

 

[Da Peach]

Yup.

Dang. I'm guessin more Apollo 13 than Roscoe P. Coltrane... Heh.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Dang. I'm guessin more Apollo 13 than Roscoe P. Coltrane... Heh.

What ?