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VA2SLOride

Monkey
Nov 12, 2003
176
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San Luis Obispo, CA
When I was at VA Tech, I used to live with the Hunt brothers, Mike and Donny. For real. I used to steal their junk mail to show people. In high school, a guy in the class under me was named Woodrow Dick. To top it off, he went by Woody, and here's the icing on the cake....he was the THIRD. There were two older generations of Woody Dicks running around. For real....do parents with werid names just totally revel in it so that thier kids can be tortured? Seems like an unjust deposit in the Karma bank, parents.......lol
 

VA2SLOride

Monkey
Nov 12, 2003
176
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San Luis Obispo, CA
In addition to that, I knew a HOTASSED bank teller named Teddi Bair. I mean....she was like porn-star hot, working at a bank. Good stuff....and I heard she didn't give a penalty for an early withdrawal......
 

Bldr_DH

Monkey
Aug 8, 2003
762
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NO BO CO
My friend's dentist is named Miwa Wang. (Me want Wang)

Another friend was thinking about naming his kid Auf... Auf Dewaele (pronounced dewall)
 

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
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SC, CA
I can't believe I didn't remember this one earlier! I knew a guy growing up named Justin Hale, he just so happened to be one of the biggest stoners of all time. Now that is irony. :D