Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
GFF's Race across america thread.
- Thread starter gonefirefightin
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TT is built and fitted, SLR is almost built, training kits are designed and being made. pics to follow soon
Can we retitle this "Impregnations across america?"
^^ So if these riders tend to not get off the bike to pee, then is he gonna plant seed on the fly as well ? If so, very impressive. Add a film crew and a soundtrack...
Funny you say that, the team has a full media crew documenting us the whole way. this will be interesting!
Remember, use a revolving stack of fake ID's to avoid paternity suits.
That'll never work, he's been on the TV too many times. Just provide some medical records that indicate a Vasectomy. What kind of lawyer are you anyway, gah.
ftfy...
Smashing out the miles, several night rides here and there.
joined the Classic climbing Challenge on strava, should be pretty damn easy since I am allready hammering out 3-5 grand of elevation a day.
Digging the Garmin 800, should have bought it way sooner.
The new tarmac is an amazing bike.
putting off using the carbon wheelsets since I am doing so much high speed descents and don't feel like burning up the aeros before race time.
joined the Classic climbing Challenge on strava, should be pretty damn easy since I am allready hammering out 3-5 grand of elevation a day.
Digging the Garmin 800, should have bought it way sooner.
The new tarmac is an amazing bike.
putting off using the carbon wheelsets since I am doing so much high speed descents and don't feel like burning up the aeros before race time.
I saw you called me yesterday. Call me back if you need something.
5 days to go, we roll off the start line on the 16th
here is the real time tracker link, it will be going 24/7
http://team4mil.org/wounded-warriors-tracker/
here is the real time tracker link, it will be going 24/7
http://team4mil.org/wounded-warriors-tracker/
Good luck. You're nuts but we know that.
Thanks old man!
In all honesty it was the RM community that spurred me on to do this after having that vote.
I will do my best in hopes to not let you guys down.
Btw, I am forgiving you in advance for spending so much time on a road bike. Shave your legs yet?
ftfy....
Dude, as if you could let us down. No matter how slow, you will always beat me off the couch. 
Why is GFF beating you off on the couch?
news interviews, bike prep, short rides, big meals, hot women, meetings and meetings.
good luck gff! kick some ass
will be at the start line tomorrow to register and watch the solos take off. will get some pics.
This should be your toughest adventure yet... 
indeed.This should be your toughest adventure yet...
Remember to stretch first. I don't want you to get a cramp before you leave the Pacific Time Zone and stuff.
<edit> Do they factor for time change, or does that count against your overall? Might want to race West next time.
<edit> Do they factor for time change, or does that count against your overall? Might want to race West next time.
you failed Sticker Application in Kindergarten didn't you?
Team wrench did it, my OCD is killing me
Bio on the WWP website http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/race-across-america/brett-miller.aspx
You should come through Asheville. Every kid should get to meet his idol.
I told my Dad about you and showed him your posts here on RM. In the process he read some of my posts. He asked me why I was such an asshole....
he didnt need to read your posts to ask that
BTW.....here is the route info http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/raam2.php?N_webcat_id=7
made it through inspections without a hitch yesterday. but had to go to the ER last night.
day before yesterday I got stung by a bee on a recon ride of the route. although I am not allergic and never have been I seem to have had a infection from the bite. my left arm swelled up so much it popped my watch band and became infected. got an IV with a bag antibiotics and some a script for some antibiotics for the rest of the trip. told the doc I was starting the race tomorrow regardless of what his advice was so he double dosed me.
if you look at the arm in this photo you can see the swelling clear back to the elbow
Let the doping allegations begin
day before yesterday I got stung by a bee on a recon ride of the route. although I am not allergic and never have been I seem to have had a infection from the bite. my left arm swelled up so much it popped my watch band and became infected. got an IV with a bag antibiotics and some a script for some antibiotics for the rest of the trip. told the doc I was starting the race tomorrow regardless of what his advice was so he double dosed me.
if you look at the arm in this photo you can see the swelling clear back to the elbow
Let the doping allegations begin
Man you have got some kind of juju, just not sure which kind. Carry on soldier!
He said "allegations", we ALL know what meds you are on. 
I learned it from you dad... I learned it from you!
OK peeps! its game time, we roll off the start line tomorrow in a battlefield manner in order to destroy the finish line in Annapolis MD. you can follow our progress 24/7 with the team tracker http://team4mil.org/trackers/wounded-warriors-tracker/ and Race Across America has a channel on youtube for media updates http://www.youtube.com/user/RAAMmedia?feature=g-all-u
we are team T813 and I am racer # T813G you can track the team status on the RAAM website here http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/rcrank.php?s_N_category_group=2&s_N_Race_ID=1&N_webcat_id=109
I will be posting up as much as I can through the week. Wish us luck and a safe race race!
we are team T813 and I am racer # T813G you can track the team status on the RAAM website here http://www.raceacrossamerica.org/raam/rcrank.php?s_N_category_group=2&s_N_Race_ID=1&N_webcat_id=109
I will be posting up as much as I can through the week. Wish us luck and a safe race race!