Or actually, a bunch of different race's of aliens, and we are just a DNA experiment.
Have fun with this one.
P.S. By the way, I agree with the above statement.
Have fun with this one.
P.S. By the way, I agree with the above statement.
God is really an alien?
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Are you one of those Raeleans?
Of course God is an alien. He lives in a different dimension, so he is not of this world, which technically would make him an alien.
Of course God is an alien. He lives in a different dimension, so he is not of this world, which technically would make him an alien.
Not a Raelian. They stole all they're ideas from Zachariah Sitchin. If you go to their webpage, it blantant plagurism.Originally posted by zibbler
Are you one of those Raeleans?
Of course God is an alien. He lives in a different dimension, so he is not of this world, which technically would make him an alien.
And by the way, I didn't say anything about a different dimension, just a different planet.
**** someone call the INS we got an Alien problem on our handsOriginally posted by zibbler
Are you one of those Raeleans?
Of course God is an alien. He lives in a different dimension, so he is not of this world, which technically would make him an alien.
[hmmmn pehaps M.I.B. would be a better choice]
Bring on the Men in Black!
Jesus!
There are a lot of Jesus theads in the PD....
:nuts:
There are a lot of Jesus theads in the PD....
:nuts:
zibbler said:Are you one of those Raeleans?
Of course God is an alien. He lives in a different dimension, so he is not of this world, which technically would make him an alien.
So if GOD showed up in the U.S. the INS would be forced to detain him?
If he's a tanned bearded man in a robe? Yeah I could see that.Reactor said:
LOL!kidwoo said:
What is he was dropped off in an airport?
"Sir, are you Muslim?"
"I am the Allah, the god of the Muslims"
"Sir, I need you to step behind this partition, we're going to have to strip search you"
dude im pretty sure you are going to burn in hell for that one :nuts:
For having a sense of humor -or- for lampooning the TSA and the discrimination they perpetrate? :nuts:ridetoofast said:
Really, did you watch the show 30 days? They had a white man from the south dress up as a muslim and fly to Detroit. He was throughly searched, top to bottom, for the first time in his life. This is a guy that flys every week on business.
the humor part, of course i wasnt really serious...however i wouldn't want to speculate what sort of humor the big guy upstairs has
i won't lie i thought it was funny, but still a tad on the 'thin ice' sort of territory.
i won't lie i thought it was funny, but still a tad on the 'thin ice' sort of territory.
ridetoofast said:
That's pretty funny, since most people seem to have no problem claiming they know what God wants. I had a street preacher tell me God was going to kill me because I didn't agree with the preacher's point of view.
I'm a Buddhist, it really didn't impress me, and it didn't happen.
if anything, i'd say god would have to be black
Any alien species who had the capability of setting up such a complex experiment would, almost by definition, already have complete mastery of such a simple thing as DNA. Think about for a minute, what do we really have to offer a more advanced species? Britney Spears?Jesus said:
In an infinite universe, with an infinite number of species, there would have to one that considers Britany the height of perfection. In theory the entire universe as we know it could have been setup just to create Brittany.
Scary thought.
Scary thought.
Kylie is cool, Unfortunately we on this side of the pacific are stuck with Brittany.Changleen said:
Well well well, look who's back on the PD forum. You gonna be staying or is this just a fleeting visit?LordOpie said:
Wow, Alien Creators and multiverses....and all before 1PM. This is gonna be a good day.