something about this made me laugh... i think its the visual image ... just though id share
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when he
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,
he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without
looking up, and
I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
>
>"That's because he's inside your fvcking cat."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when he
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,
he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without
looking up, and
I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
>
>"That's because he's inside your fvcking cat."
