[narlus]

turd beat dookie, 435K to 225K, almost two to one.

 

[oly]

Damn...... this one sucks....

work (509 000 000 results)
Vs
post (454 000 000 results)

rephrased.....

"work for the man" ( 9 210 results)
Vs
"post on ridemonkey" (40 results)

 

[narlus]

surprised no one's done this one yet:

fellatio (1.3MM) over cunnilingus (910K)

 

[oly]

oops..... (accident, but funny...)

Keyword #1 (33 800 000 results)
versus
Keyword #2 (30 000 000 results)

 

[oly]

stryper ( 130 000 results)
versus
deicide( 359 000 results)

I checked both links to make sure were real. Also both bands DO have websites....http://www.stryper.com/ & www.deicide.com

 

[RideND]

oops..... (accident, but funny...)

Keyword #1 (33 800 000 results)
versus
Keyword #2 (30 000 000 results)

Damn it, I went through all the posts and had to go all the way to the last page to have my fun spoiled. I was gonna post that search.

 

[McGRP01]

Ridemonkey Hats (1670 Results)

VS.

Ridemonkey Shirts (1590 Results)

Actual hats or shirts we'll receive....

Zero.

 

[Acadian]

acadian
( 837 000 results)

versus

arcadian
( 294 000 results)

 

[oly]

Damn it, I went through all the posts and had to go all the way to the last page to have my fun spoiled. I was gonna post that search.

HAHA... i was hoping no one else did it either..

 

[Yossarian]

Man 184,000,000
-v-
Beast7,240,000

Slut fight 565,000
-v-
Bum fight 408,000

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Pride 23,400,000
Destruction 22,400,000
"Haughty Spirit" 18,500
Fall 127,000,000

Therefore, Pride goes before destruction, a fall before a haughty spirit.

 

[syadasti]

What is the difference between pride and "haughty spirit", isn't that the same thing?

 

[narlus]

i think a hottie spirit is a sexy ghost.

 

[McGRP01]

haughty spirit = hot toddy

 

[narlus]

winner (28.1MM) stomps on loser (4.63MM)

 

[narlus]

close one here:

lions (13.3MM)

defeats

christians (12.9MM)

 

[johnbryanpeters]

i think a hottie spirit is a sexy ghost.

"hottie spirit" 16
"sexy ghost" 524

No contest...

 

[Damn True]

Pride 23,400,000
Destruction 22,400,000
"Haughty Spirit" 18,500
Fall 127,000,000

Therefore, Pride goes before destruction, a fall before a haughty spirit.

You owe me a new keyboard.

 

[oly]

a clear winner.......

fork (12 400 000 results)
versus
forks (5 770 000 results)

backed up by these fights....

boxxer ( 40 400 results)
versus
boxxers ( 4 070 results)

also...

shiver (1 130 000 results)
versus
shivers ( 815 000 results)

lastly.....

dorado (4 290 000 results)
versus
dorados ( 284 000 results)

 

[johnbryanpeters]

dh 23,400,000
versus
xc 3,420,000
versus
freeride 1,630,000
versus
"free ride" 1,030,000

 

[Sir_Crackien]

mountian bikes
( 26 400 results)

versus

road bikes
(6 190 000 results)

i hate to say it though

 

[Tully]

That doesn't surprise me at all. After all, what does Lance ride?

 

[Sir_Crackien]

crack
(29 500 000 results)

versus

XTC
(1 750 000 results)
-----------------------------------
hell yeah
(5 670 000 results)

versus

hell no
(16 900 000 results)
-------------------------------
shock
(25 800 000 results)

versus

shocks
(5 010 000 results)
-----------------------------------
CNC
(4 820 000 results)

versus

forge
(5 150 000 results

 

[syadasti]

mountian bikes
( 26 400 results)

versus

road bikes
(6 190 000 results)

i hate to say it though

Hate to say what? You can't spell or search - yeah that is too bad...

"mountain bikes"
(1 890 000 results)
versus
"road bikes"
( 404 000 results)

 

[Full Trucker]

downhill (4 070 000 results) vs freeride (1 570 000 results)

The winner is: downhill**

 

[Full Trucker]

cowboys (7 390 000 results)
versus
indians (13 200 000 results)

The winner is: indians

 

[Full Trucker]

"hilary duff" (1 620 000 results)
versus
"lindsay lohan" ( 781 000 results)

The winner is: "hilary duff"*

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I'm Full Trucker and I'm gonna make some RM jerseys.

2,230 for "Full Trucker"
5,090,000 for jerseys
:mumble:

 

[Ranger]

Servus!

Ranger vs. syadasti

syadasti - 16.200

Ranger - 9.540.000

I am teh WinnAr!!!!

 

[zod]

This answers all my life questions..........here they are!


Elvis(13,600,000) vs Jesus(12,800,000) = ELVIS WINS

Santa(19,800,000) vs Grinch(1,590,000) = SANTA WINS

Santa(19,800,000) vs Satan(3,710,000) = SANTA WINS AGAIN

ZOD(256,000) vs Superman(3,790,000) = SUPERMAN WINS :mumble:

New Kids on the Block(282,000) vs Menudo(1,970,000) = MENUDO WINS

The Unknown Comic(3,850) vs Jean Jean the Dancing Machine(98) = THE UNKNOWN COMIC WINS

The Partridge Family(104,000) VS The Brady Bunch(214,000) = THE BRADY BUNCH WINS

General Lee(281,000) vs General Grant(184,000) = GENERAL LEE WINS

Us(1,450,000,000) vs Them(59,200,000) = US(we) WIN!

Europe(173,000,000) vs America(201,000,000) = AMERICA WINS

Good(430,000,000) vs Evil(43,400,000) = GOOD WINS

Teletubbies(808,000) vs The Wiggles(255,000) = TELETUBBIES WIN

 

[Yossarian]

This answers all my life questions..........here they are!

(3,850) vs Jean Jean the Dancing Machine(98) = THE UNKNOWN COMIC WINS

Gene Gene the Dancing machine gets 217,000 hits = Gene Gene Wins

 

[zod]

Ah, thanks for catching my spelling mistake!

 

[Yossarian]

Ah, thanks for catching my spelling mistake!

I wasn't really sure if it was a mistake, but thought I'd try the option.

 

[zod]

Gean Gean is the shiznit

 

[Funky Monk]

yes (81 700 000 results)

vs

no (1550 000 000 results)


Internet = negativity

 

[zod]

Super (145,000,000)

VS

Superior (49,600,000)



Touché

 

[narlus]

vertebrates: 1.3MM
invertebrates: 1.87MM

the bugs win.

 

[binary visions]

intercourse: 4.58m
masturbation: 9.65m

 

[binary visions]

Can't believe nobody's done this:

coke: 6.24m
pepsi: 4.13m

I knew it all along...

 

[J]

Closing trails for hikers is BS.

Bikers: 2,020,000 results
Hikers: 1,280,000 results

We win.

-J