Gotta a Bible you aren't using....
- Thread starter DRB
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I have a bunch of bibles I don't use. Every once in a while I poke my nose in one and remind myself how boring a book can be.
Bibles for porn.............that's actually kind of funny..............
oh....I betcha G Funk would participate
Is it bad to mention that I get turned on reading about Lot getting hammered and screwing around with his daughters?
One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
One of these days I want to make a biblically accurate porno film. PM me if you're interested in investing. I think it's a large untapped market out there...
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Yes my son you need to repent and do 500 hail Mary's........Silver said:
I don't know if that will work. I first heard the story in a confession booth from Fathe...um...never mind.Andyman_1970 said:Yes my son you need to repent and do 500 hail Mary's........
Isn't that how Penthouse letters start.............................LOLSilver said:
I'm holding out for the bibles for sheep exchange.
If you can get Lindsey Lohan to play both twins, I am in like Flint.Silver said:
both the pre-coke and post-coke lindsay?Tenchiro said:If you can get Lindsey Lohan to play both twins, I am in like Flint.
narlus said:
God damn I forgot about that, we will either need a time machine or a sammich' wagon.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061810/stinkyboy said:
Sorry man, I am sticking by Derek Flint. Nobody scored like Flint.stinkyboy said:
can i be jesus?Silver said:
He didn't get any action.gnurider1080 said:
Solomon is what I'm going to use for a sorta reverse gangbang. I just need to cast 300 wives and 700 concubines....
maybe he was just too much of a player for the bible to handle. well you cant forget about mary magdalane or however her name is spelled.Silver said:
Let's not open that contextually vacant can of worms.........LOLChangleen said:That depends on which version you subsrcibe to. Dan Brown would disagree with you for a start
Of Mr. Brown and his fiction...........nope not one bit...........
I'm actually thinking about this. A quick google shows it hasn't been done, at least not the way I'm thinking about it.
Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
Ron Jeremy as King David? He plots to have Uriah killed, and then claims Bathsheeba with a little passionate anal sex? (I have to put an anal somewhere, right?)
I think the stars must be aligning for you Silver. Here is your chance to do it!Silver said:
The mormons won't know what to do when I take all the bibles they can give.DRB said:
I bid on that, but he'll only accept Western Union...and it doesn't come in rootbeer.Tenchiro said:
Tenchiro said:
Nice!!!!!!
Man, that would be sweet if you checked into a hotel and found a Playboy in the desk drawer of the Testaments.
Interesting. And interesting that they're actually GETTING a number of people looking to make this trade. It shows that there is a such thing as people holding less faith in their religion than the media is pushing the country to believe.
Just knock over a guideon bible guy and you'll have porn forever.
Don't you have some porn to oppress and not my typos......:dancing:johnbryanpeters said:
By my oppression you will be saved!