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Greatest abomination of a bike

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
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Hills of Paradise
this one needs to be up there too!

from the looks of that bike and the rider... chances are he lost his tandem buddy and hasn't been able to find another rider thats willing to have grizzly adams staring at his butt... so the logical recourse is to build that abomination.
 

thebornotaku

Monkey
May 19, 2008
359
0
Northern Bay Area
I want to buy a tandem bike and do something like that (except cleaner). It'll be like a sportscar with a loooong hood, except it has no engine and there's no actual advantage. haha.
 

thebornotaku

Monkey
May 19, 2008
359
0
Northern Bay Area
I love the user-adjustable geometry on that thing

but it would look better if the paint had some notable pattern to it, like urban digital camo or just urban camo, rather than what looks like graphite under a microscope
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
You can't possibly think this looks good:
Oh, I'm not saying it's a bad bike. Far from it. I'd ride one. I still think I've taken better looking dumps though.
Although the paintjob sucks, it's still a great BIKE so I don't think it warrants the "Abomination" label.

Found this for sale on Craigslist for $8k
Holy Jeebus... I don't even know how one would pedal that thing? Does it have actual working hydraulics?