Penis and toilet humor is the rage in marketing for 2005. You guys haven't heard?
HAHA Avalanche new shock names....
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Nope...we are a little slow in here....Ridemonkey said:
alright, here's the total I-don't-have-a-life-on-a-regular-thursday geekness:
all things being equal; 9.5x3.0 Romic TT, Ava 9.5x3.0 DHS Woodie AND Ava 9.5x3.0 DHS with steel braided hose. All with the same 550lbs ti spring. Separate weights for a ti and steel spring (550lbs*3.0" stroke) included.
I am such a nerd. I even edited to make sh!t bold.
all things being equal; 9.5x3.0 Romic TT, Ava 9.5x3.0 DHS Woodie AND Ava 9.5x3.0 DHS with steel braided hose. All with the same 550lbs ti spring. Separate weights for a ti and steel spring (550lbs*3.0" stroke) included.
I am such a nerd. I even edited to make sh!t bold.
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Seismic, can you spot the Calsberg? Mad props 
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Cool pics....
Hmmm.... I would hate to have to make this call.... "My Woodie isn't working right... Can you help me?" or even worse, "My Chubie is leaking, what should I do?" Or if you can't get one... "Where can I buy a Woodie?"
Regardless of the name, I am sure it is another nice product from the guys over there.
Brian
Regardless of the name, I am sure it is another nice product from the guys over there.
Brian
"I wound my woodie up so it was stiff and then it blew and made a mess on my downtube".Brian Peterson said:
Great product, but I really don't know about those names...
Yeah it's like a Jerky Boy skit:
"Yeah, Avy Customer Service? Whaddaya say jerkface? Hey, I pumped my Woodie up all the way but it's still too soft. I'll be there Monday with my tools. Ok? Ok, sizzlechest."
"Yeah, Avy Customer Service? Whaddaya say jerkface? Hey, I pumped my Woodie up all the way but it's still too soft. I'll be there Monday with my tools. Ok? Ok, sizzlechest."
Brian Peterson said:
Who said that the names were bad marketing......we have a whole thread only about the names !! Next time I am going to my local shop I will deffinitely ask "Where can I buy a Woddie?" (Brian).....
We can go on for this for days......
"What can I do to siffen up my Chubie?"
"I am not using the full stroke on my Woodie... What should I do?"
"Will it be a problem to ship me parts for my Woodie?"
Wow.. I have just regressed to Jr. High....
Brian
"What can I do to siffen up my Chubie?"
"I am not using the full stroke on my Woodie... What should I do?"
"Will it be a problem to ship me parts for my Woodie?"
Wow.. I have just regressed to Jr. High....
Brian
seismic said:
some will understand, some will notBrian Peterson said:
In order to jump on this new bandwagon, I will be changing the name of the site to ridepenis.com - please update your bookmarks.
Wanna bet you'll get a whole new bunch of registered users?Ridemonkey said:
Can't wait for the new spam to start rolling in.
only available in XXL sizing.....ohio said:I don't know... the "Zedro signature model" has a nice ring to it.
ba-ziiiing!
LOL....DRidemonkey said:
your life's work involves a trendy fish restaurant?ohio said:
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hear that? thats the sound of me going directly to hell....
We are getting really off topic now....but ok......
I much prefer the name penismonkey.comRidemonkey said:
PS:
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Avy is making the "chubie" ( ) in 8.75x2.5" which is the size my new Enduro uses. The short reservoir will fit fine too unlike most shocks these days. Too bad I can't afford one 
Damn! If I could just somehow get a chubby!
) in 8.75x2.5" which is the size my new Enduro uses. The short reservoir will fit fine too unlike most shocks these days. Too bad I can't afford one Damn! If I could just somehow get a chubby!
no, we are still acting like idiotsseismic said:
zedro said:
Is that good or bad ?
if you have to ask....seismic said:
Well...then I suppose it is ok !
Will the new shock have a specially lubricated oversize shaft? The shaft is very important, and you can't have good shock action if it's not well lubricated.