that one will NOT get you laid.maybe go as weinstein/willie clinton/trump all mashed up together....
When I die, I want to be buried by my coworkers, so they can let me down one last time.Wanted to get a white t and write all the sayings I like to use at work (you can rest when you die, perfection comes when you're 6ft under, etc), then realized some of them might not be appreciated by work (out of paper to print your marker, can your question wait until after this song?, I'm watching more than one table right now, etc).
I may call in sick.....
Browns fan I see.When I die, I want to be buried by my coworkers, so they can let me down one last time.
Find a leisure suit to wear over itFound a gorilla suit in Texas for cheap, so going to wear that to the frigid bits halloweener bar ride, which will entail meeting and finishing at the frigid bits burn barrel, along with copious amounts of beverages. I just have to make sure to not get mistaken for a bear riding a bike.
This better happen.I'm going to put lipstick on the head of my penis and masquerade as a red blinkie.
Wouldn't that require tucking ? I assume the blinkie will be rear facing as to alert others.I'm going to put lipstick on the head of my penis and masquerade as a red blinkie.
funny, i was just trying to find him a "sexy wok" costume...sexy frying pan
blinkie?I'm going to put lipstick on the head of my penis and masquerade as a red blinkie.
My boy did a glow stick man with a top hat 2 years ago.. it was epic at the school dance!!LED stick figure. I'm still trying to get Haley on board, but she wanted to go Moana.