Ahhhhahahahhaha. This is a bit of a leap.erikkellison said:
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CRAP! This short term memory thing is getting out of hand, and I don't smoke! WTF! Well, at least I got the "Mike" part right <shrugg>binary visions said:Um, that would be MikeD
Congrats man. My girlfriend and I were talking about the "M" word last night. Happy trails man make us proud.El Jefe said:
OK, to answer a few questions and comments:
Slugman, SlowSSer, etc... Thanks for the congrats, and we need beer time soon. May I suggest a lunch at Hollingshead's for straight up incredible deli sandwiches with even better beer selection? I hear there's a place with great tables and beer In South Laguna. I'll investigate and get back to you.
Yes, she's 23, and yes she's a looker, in fact she, well, she is an exotic dancer. Yes, I have pics and they may or may not be work safe. I'll see if I can find any appropriate for the site. As far as whether I feel I have to be condescending when talking to her, no, not really. I mean, there's definitely a few times when I'll make a reference to something and she'll look at me like, "What the hell are you talking about you old fart?" She and I talk about life, love, bikes (she's going on her first mtb ride this Friday) moto (she bugs me every week about learning to ride moto), and about music and art. We discuss politics very little, but honestly how many women under the age of 45 really want to discuss politics with their mate? We don't sit around and talk about my work because for one thing, it's boring, and another thing is that it's confidential info so I really can't talk about it anyway. So conversation isn't a problem, she's damn sexy, funny, doesn't have a bitchy bone in her body, gets along with every friend of mine she meets, has a beautiful singing voice (this is definitely a plus as I'm a musician myself) and my daughter absolutely loves her.
I dunno...when you know, you know...you know?
Hehe, yeah, that is pretty cool that she's 23 and I'm...older. :evil:
Slugman, SlowSSer, etc... Thanks for the congrats, and we need beer time soon. May I suggest a lunch at Hollingshead's for straight up incredible deli sandwiches with even better beer selection? I hear there's a place with great tables and beer In South Laguna. I'll investigate and get back to you.
Yes, she's 23, and yes she's a looker, in fact she, well, she is an exotic dancer. Yes, I have pics and they may or may not be work safe. I'll see if I can find any appropriate for the site. As far as whether I feel I have to be condescending when talking to her, no, not really. I mean, there's definitely a few times when I'll make a reference to something and she'll look at me like, "What the hell are you talking about you old fart?" She and I talk about life, love, bikes (she's going on her first mtb ride this Friday) moto (she bugs me every week about learning to ride moto), and about music and art. We discuss politics very little, but honestly how many women under the age of 45 really want to discuss politics with their mate? We don't sit around and talk about my work because for one thing, it's boring, and another thing is that it's confidential info so I really can't talk about it anyway. So conversation isn't a problem, she's damn sexy, funny, doesn't have a bitchy bone in her body, gets along with every friend of mine she meets, has a beautiful singing voice (this is definitely a plus as I'm a musician myself) and my daughter absolutely loves her.
I dunno...when you know, you know...you know?
Hehe, yeah, that is pretty cool that she's 23 and I'm...older. :evil:
You dirty old bastard, I LOVE it! You're my hero man!El Jefe said:
Shuddup, yah old codger...........Pau11y said:
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Haha, thanks. Here's the only for sure work safe pic I have besides a couple snapshots of us at a party (and who wants to see me in the pic?...I don't)Pau11y said:
Another point, age is not an accurate gauge of intelligence, conversational aptitiude or compatibility. My wife IQ-wise is most likely smarter than me even though her frame of reference is more narrow. Her raw intellectual capacity and certainly her memory are greater, we have completely different backgrounds, interests and hobbies, but we get along great. My guess as to the reason? She is infinitely more mature than I am despite my chronological edge. No matter how elevated the discussion, it's hard to take too seriously anyone who still laughs out loud in a restaurant when the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
VERY nice, Jefe...and contrary to industry norms(thankfully), it looks like she's still sportin' what the Good Lord gave her.
VERY nice, Jefe...and contrary to industry norms(thankfully), it looks like she's still sportin' what the Good Lord gave her.
llkoolkeg said:Another point, age is not an accurate gauge of intelligence, conversational aptitiude or compatibility. My wife IQ-wise is most likely smarter than me even though her frame of reference is more narrow. Her raw intellectual capacity and certainly her memory are greater, we have completely different backgrounds, interests and hobbies, but we get along great. My guess as to the reason? She is infinitely more mature than I am despite my chronological edge. No matter how elevated the discussion, it's hard to take too seriously anyone who still laughs out loud in a restaurant when the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
VERY nice, Jefe...and contrary to industry norms(thankfully), it looks like she's still sportin' what the Good Lord gave her.
Man, I just laughed out loud at the thought of the farting ketchup bottle. Sometimes when that happens, I say loudly to the person I'm with, "oh god, you had dairy again, didn't you!?"
Oh yeah, and while I'm happy with the size and shape of her endowments now, she has had plans since before I knew her, to get some enhancements. She's a few weeks away from the surgery. I have no complaints either way.
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Sweet MOTHER OF GOD Jeff! You're living my wet dream!
As for the age thing and the relationship to maturity and life experiences, meh...
I mean, for someone growing up in a more challenging environment, their maturity level will most likely be higher than someone growing up in the lap of luxury and comfort. This being one example of how someone w/ a low chronological age can have an abundance of life experience, just proofs that age doesn't really count.
Question: have the health issues w/ implants been resolved?
As for the age thing and the relationship to maturity and life experiences, meh...
I mean, for someone growing up in a more challenging environment, their maturity level will most likely be higher than someone growing up in the lap of luxury and comfort. This being one example of how someone w/ a low chronological age can have an abundance of life experience, just proofs that age doesn't really count.
Question: have the health issues w/ implants been resolved?
Well, she's had an abundance of life experiences that definitely contrubute to her being much more mature than her 23 years. There was definitely no lap of luxury for her, in fact I'll probably pay for the wedding myself since I'm pretty sure I make more money than her parents.Pau11y said:
As far as the implants go, there are always risks with any surgery, but using saline implants and a really good surgeon (Orange County, CA has an abundance) really makes it a routine procedure.
binary visions said:A tragic loss to the female population, I'm sure...
WAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice...
Well, El Queso...don't count your chickens yet...it ain't June 1st yet...and besides...I get the feeling you were going to ask for something rather inappropriate if you won.
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Congrats. I hope dh_g doesn't bet on the derby after these odds.
Oh, most definitely inappropriate. Be prepared on June 1 to make plane reservations for bachelor/bachelorette party later this summer. (When your fiance' and the bridal party are dancers, having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party ain't so bad.)dh girlie said:WAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice...
Well, El Queso...don't count your chickens yet...it ain't June 1st yet...and besides...I get the feeling you were going to ask for something rather inappropriate if you won.
I see a spirited croquet match in you future!El Jefe said:Oh, most definitely inappropriate. Be prepared on June 1 to make plane reservations for bachelor/bachelorette party later this summer. (When your fiance' and the bridal party are dancers, having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party ain't so bad.)
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If your fiance dances at your bachelor party, are you expected to tip? Does she know that trick where the girl picks up the dollar bill out of the tipper's mouth with her, ummmmmmm, lips? :devil:El Jefe said:Oh, most definitely inappropriate. Be prepared on June 1 to make plane reservations for bachelor/bachelorette party later this summer. (When your fiance' and the bridal party are dancers, having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party ain't so bad.)
She's not dancing, she'll be receiving lap dances too, ala Carmen Electra/Dave Navarro party. Well, except no porn star sex toy show.llkoolkeg said:
Umm, regarding the "trick."... While I have seen that performed at a friend's private party, my fiance' dances at a topless club and they keep the lower parts hidden. She ain't that kind of dancer.
OMG...coffee all over keyboard....H8R said:I see a spirited croquet match in you future!