[eaterofdog]

Treats him like a turd and blogs about it. Classy chick.

Nice toof.

 

[jonKranked]

this is going on 4chan. watch the comments section

 

[eaterofdog]

The comments are already really bad.

 

[jonKranked]

The comments are already really bad.

and its gonna get worse.

 

[eaterofdog]

I love how she has her info posted all over the web. She doxxed herself.

 

[moff_quigley]

That has to be the ultimate troll.

 

[jonKranked]

That has to be the ultimate troll.

oh absolutely.

 

[eaterofdog]

That has to be the ultimate troll.

Yeah, but I get the idea it's not entirely a put on. A three year troll? Take her out and let us know. Don't look at da toof.

 

[dante]

Trollbitch is successful.

It's not just with the kids though. Phil screws everything else up too! The other day he broke out the grill and cooked up some hot dogs. I know he did this because I'm always saying how much I love grilled meats. But we had run out of buns, and that dumb ****er tried to get me to eat my hot dog on a folded piece of white bread! I just threw it on the floor, and went to Outback Steakhouse...alone!

edit - more.

What I really enjoy about today's phones is how customizable they are. Mine is pink with rhinestones, and has a miniature dream catcher hanging off the strap. It also has a case which matches my Louis Vuitton bag. And I have the two best ring tones available. It plays "My Humps" for everyone except Luke. For him I've got this hilarious ring tone of Donald Duck having an screaming orgasm.

Luke is our babysitter, and he's is a tall, dark, disturbing fellow who came to our door one night to ask about our home security needs. I didn't think I needed an alarm system, but I did need a babysitter! Apparently he needed the money because he jumped at the chance. He's single, so he's always available at a moment's notice. The kids seem to fearfully respect him.

So Phil and I went on a special date to Bonefish Grill last Wednesday. I left the table to use the bathroom and forgot to take my purse with me. That's when the babysitter called, because my clumsy daughter had fallen through the glass part of the coffee table. I didn't find this out until later, because it took poor Phil the entire ring cycle just to get the phone out of my purse. I got back and couldn't believe the way everyone was gawking. I guess they'd never heard a cartoon duck cum before!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Jocylin Testes-Harder = Shaking testicles harder.

 

[rockofullr]

How the hell does a guy let himself get stuck with this kind of woman?

I hope someone finds Phill and helps him. That dude needs to be rescued worse than anyone trapped under a building in Haiti.

Edit: after reading some of the entries I am having a hard time believing that this woman is for real.

 

[caseyo]

Not real.

 

[rockofullr]

well that explains things

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Its like the younger, hotter version of my ex-mother-in-law.

 

[buildyourown]

Obvious fake, but pure gold none-the-less